The Periodic Table

Yet another naked Floridian, more beer stories than ever, a haunted car chase, "Dude, where's my car?" and a lot more this weed on the Periodic Table!

Clean criminals, free-falling poultry, Telsa, and Honey Boo Boo picks the president!

Oddly shaped urinals, small-time bank robbers, the ultimate bad waitress, a TSA nightmare and more this week on the Periodic Table.

Our line-up of stories this week includes not one, but two odd animal stow-away stories, an underwhelming superhero, the return of the Sofa King and so much more!

As usual, Florida features nicely in our docket of stories this week, but it's truly a global show featuring a Japanese micro-potty, a New Zealand proctologists nightmare, and something from our Japanese friends that you just have to hear about.

The guys cover the expected slate of weird news stories, but managed to have a couple of serious discussions as well. Don't worry, we promise not to make a habit of it.

This may be our most Florida-heavy episode yet, with a healthy dose of poop and genitals throughout. Seriously folks, we don't make this stuff up!

This week the guys have a laugh over healthy candy bars, try to define art, try to understand the mind of a chicken murderer and more.

This week, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler and Shawn Kibel discuss "zero tolerance" policies, crazy nymphos, and of course at least one crazy Floridian.

This week, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler and Jim Beason end the Periodic Table hiatus with a show full of weird stuff- some funny, some tragic, but all of it likely to have been missed by your nightly newscast.