The Peter Pan Syndrome Podcast

The Peter Pan Syndrome Podcast

By Alex & Ariana OrtizTV & FilmFilm Reviews
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The Peter Pan Syndrome Podcast episodes

  • Farewell, For Now (Announcement)
    The due date for our podcasting platform is creeping up, and we've chosen not to renew for the time being. The time and attention our son Aaron needs makes episodes very hard to record and upload. While the money for podcasting is fair, the ratio of cost to episodes released would not be worth it in our opinion. We LOVE doing the show and plan to record in the off season until we can return. Thank you for being a listener, and we hope you'll still be one when we return.

    Topics Include:
    -We'll be gone for awhile.
    -Podcasting costs money.
    -Podcasters either don't have kids or have older kids.
    -PP Syndrome Pod Socials will remain active.
    -Future of the show

    Email:
    [email protected]

    Facebook:
    The Peter Pan Syndrome Podcast Facebook Group

    Twitter & Tumblr:
    @ppsyndromepod
    11 min
  • Slappy and the Stinkers
    Alright we got 2 hosts and...156 minutes of content. Now you sure that's how you like your podcasts? Then let me introduce you to our episode on Slappy and the Stinkers from 1998.

    Episode 45

    Reading the backs of movies to know if we'll buy/rent it.
    Bringing back Transsexual
    Our lust for B.D. Wong.
    Can't do shit in this house.
    Asian Fetish Returns
    Ariana's favorite desk chair seating positions/Official Audience Name Change
    Punching a little kid - Option or Obsession?
    Our dogs don't have my last name.
    Sharper Image Memories
    Drinking chili?
    Baby Alex when somebody says bouncy castle 👹
    Schools After Dark
    Ariana and her college friends make brown water in a hotel hot tub.

    Dell Lollipop Commercial
    https://youtu.be/-ijH3cRJ1BY

    I Am The Monarch Of The Sea - Morgan Brinway and the Dartmoor Kids
    Girl - Paul Wall
    My Boy Lollipop - Milli Small
    Lollipop - The Chordettes
    2 hr 37 min
  • Agents of Secret Stuff
    We might have a new baby but we must PUSH ✊🏼, ON✊🏼, THROUGH✊🏼 with our new episode on a Youtube masterpiece. Ryan Higa's Agents of Secret Stuff (A.S.S) from 2010.

    More fun if you watch before listening:
    Agents of Secret Stuff
    https://youtu.be/kMy-6RtoOVU

    Episode 44

    Topics Include:
    Old Youtube
    Stop Thanking Your Sponsors
    Ariana and Alex's First Break Up
    Asian Fetish Part 2
    High School Sucks: The Musical
    Your crush in all your classes.
    The time Alex flipped a table in class.
    Alex did Blue Santa for NHS and Ariana didn't show up.
    Your crush in all your classes (Cont.)/Asking your teacher to pair you with your crush.
    Twilight Memes Resurgence
    Alex drives his mom's car to school.
    Alex fails and succeeds at teaching Ariana how to ride a bike.
    Blue Check Mark Energy

    By Chance (You & I) - J.R.A.
    Doin Your Mom - FAttY SPiNS
    Nice Guys - Chester See, Kevjumba, Ryan Higa

    Alex's old YouTube Channel
    https://youtube.com/user/T512X

    Two Best Friends Play/Super Best Friends Play
    https://youtube.com/c/superbestfriendsplay

    Kevjumba
    https://youtube.com/c/kevin

    Josh Leyva
    https://youtube.com/user/YoMuscleBoii

    Supereeego
    https://youtube.com/c/SUPEReeeGO

    Sleepy Mom
    https://onlyfans.com/itsjensijay

    High School Sucks: The Musical
    https://youtu.be/GWy_uauR-6k

    Michael Dunn (My man in the Red)
    https://youtu.be/0kuc-Wre72Q

    Kassem G Goes Deep With Asa Akira
    https://youtu.be/57Adfn-rZZk

    Kassem G Goes Deep With Kimber James
    https://youtu.be/AHfo2q2S_S4

    D-Trix Just Dance 3
    https://youtu.be/zekSKkyZW8w

    SMOSH Pokémon Theme Song
    https://youtu.be/MkE2lxkw00w

    SMOSH Pokémon Theme Song Revenge
    https://youtu.be/2lFfF5XLsCQ

    Ray William Johnson/Double Rainbow
    https://youtu.be/6j05xCzVK8U
    1 hr 41 min
  • We Had A Baby (Announcement)
    We finally did it yall, Ariana and I had a baby boy soon after recording The Prince of Egypt episode. In our hearts the podcast has an even greater purpose now that we truly have the physical ability to pass down our favorite movies to young Aaron. This does however come with an unfortunate truth that we can't upload consistent episodes of The PP Syndrome Pod now that we have a baby to care for. We firmly believe the backlog of movies we've covered is not enough, and we look forward returning every now and then to bring new episodes when time permits. In the mean time we intend to take our responsibility as parents very seriously, and we know yall will agree with us and understand the gaps in between episodes during this proud moment in our lives.


    Topics Include:
    We have a baby.
    Meet Aaron
    Pregnancy/Delivery
    First weeks with the brand new baby.
    The kid won't lay down.
    You'll get an episode, when you get an episode.
    21 min
  • The Prince of Egypt
    Your podcast feed? Why would we care about that? Oh it's because we have a new episode for you: The Prince of Egypt (1998).

    Episode 43

    Topics Include:
    Take a drink everytime we say "Jesus Movie".
    What religion we follow.
    Jesus Songs
    Alex's co-worker got himself fired.
    Man Bun > Man Ponytail
    2020 Civics do NOT have aux ports.
    Ariana almost ruins her wedding with aggressive tan lines.
    Alex's mom calls in to roast The Prince of Egypt.
    Texas Tech Vs. Prairie View
    Drumline (2002) is a must purchase.
    What are Tapestries?
    Hail Fire is Hype As Shit and Metal as FUCK!
    Using celebrities to bait audiences into animated movies.
    Is Alex allowed to wear a Pancho?

    Moses & Egypt Overthinking It
    https://www.britannica.com/biography/Moses-Hebrew-prophet

    Deliver Us - Eden Riegel & Ofra Haza
    Angels Among Us - Alabama
    I Did You Wrong - Pleasure P
    Through Heaven's Eyes - Jethro
    2 hr 41 min
  • Jackie Chan's First Strike
    Get your blonde wigs on, because the PP Syndrome Pod is covering Jackie Chan's First Strike from 1996.

    Episode 42

    Topics Include:
    Title confusion
    Mix CDs
    Jackie Chan Adventures
    What's Purple Rain About?
    Blonde wig fetish.
    *Correction* The YouTuber who made the Down Rock Cover was named Maneo, not Marion.
    When we got scammed at our minimum wage jobs.
    Ariana tries really hard not to be straight.
    America is not the main character.
    Alex's Mom takes him to Corpus Christi.
    Is Jackie Chan a terrible singer?
    Who this podcast is for.

    Snowriders & Snow Riders 2 trailer
    https://youtu.be/rhMki4rqlu0

    Maneo - Down [Jay Sean Rock Cover]
    https://youtu.be/lIurlKfr6ms

    Dramatic Music
    Down - Jay Sean (Ft. Lil Wayne)
    I'll Make A Man Out Of You (Mandarin) - Jackie Chan
    I Will Follow Him - Peggy March
    2 hr 12 min
  • Aladdin
    Back from a small break, we hop on a magic carpet straight to Agrabah as we take on our first Disney Renaissance movie: Aladdin from 1992.

    Episode 41

    Topics Include:
    The Fate of the Peter Pan Syndrome Podcast
    Buying bootleg and stolen merch.
    Discussing the Disney+ warning message.
    2nd mention of Live Streaming episode recordings.
    Aladdin does the very first Bang Bus.
    Alex's favorite photo for his wedding.
    Which one of us said I Love You first.
    1-Uping each others struggles to disregard them is not something the PP Syndrome Pod likes best.
    Who else could've played the Genie.
    Going as Aladdin & Jasmine to Disney.
    1st & 2nd hottest thing a girl could wear.
    Was Jasmine a good role model for young girls?
    Recasting the live action Jafar.
    *Correction* I meant to say early 2010s, not late 2010s, when referring to the resurgence of the mc hammer pants.
    Ariana discovers a new snack.
    Running away together.
    What our 3 wishes would be.
    Alex's history with the sexy version of A Whole New World.

    Wickedbinge Theory @ 5:22
    https://youtu.be/Ov-y5Q_4iOY

    A Whole Nude World
    https://youtu.be/lFl_lzfZqzE

    Friend Like Me - The Genie
    Turn it Up - Chamillionaire
    Beat It - Michael Jackson
    If I Had You - Adam Lambert
    A Whole New World - Aladdin & Jasmine
    3 hr 33 min
  • We Moved (Announcement)
    This announcement comes in the middle of our 2nd break, same time frame as last year. We have officially bought a house, and moved from our beautiful hometown of Austin, TX to Del Valle, TX. A small outskirt bordering Austin. While it's been a long running joke, we learned first hand how hard gentrification and the California migration has affected our housing market. In the end we put on a brave face and appreciate our house that will shelter our growing family, and make it a home.

    Topics Include:
    We moved!
    Austin to Del Valle
    Another feature on Retro Rewind Podcast
    Can we tone down our cursing?
    12 min
  • Jingle All The Way
    IIIIT'S TURBO TIME!
    And we're coving our first Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. You know it, you love it, it's Jingle All The Way from 1996.

    Episode 40

    Topics Include:
    Reflecting on recording one episode a week.
    Opening gifts Christmas Morning or at midnight on Christmas Eve?
    Fraternities are just fancy gangs.
    Phil Hartman
    How late is too late to put up Christmas lights?
    Slamming Doors in your parents homes.
    Licuadora & Hielera
    Highland Mall Memories
    The anatomy of a Barbie.
    Beef with Garbage Men & Mail Men.
    Old Coupons
    The first time Ariana lusted after Alex.
    Julia Gulia
    Getting clothes as Birthday/Christmas presents.
    The Great Turboman Plan
    Black Friday is not the insanity it used to be.
    Respecting Producers?

    Film Daddy Theory
    https://www.filmdaddy.com/features/2017/12/12/jingle-all-the-way?format=amp

    Reddit Theory
    https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/5hqw03/sinbads_character_in_the_movie_jingle_all_the_way/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

    Turboman Theme - Wintertainment Parade Marching Band
    What's Luv? - Fat Joe (Ft. Ashanti)
    Come Go With Me - The Del Vikings
    Jingle Bells - The Brian Setzer Orchestra
    3 hr 1 min
  • Richie Rich's Christmas Wish
    While this movie might put us in a Really, Bad, MOOD. We had a lot of fun on this episode, and we hope you do too. So please enjoy our episode on Richie Rich's Christmas Wish from 1998.

    Episode 39

    Topics Include:
    Attacking the super gelled Quiff fade haircut.
    Keep sexual Inuendos in our Disney movies!
    6 month old babies playing newborns.
    Movies try to lie to Alex about Michelle Trachtenberg's age.
    Defending J.K. Rowling?
    Hyping up Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
    Mindless typing can go suck a big one.
    Boy Meets World vs. Even Stevens
    Remembering Kim Jonghyun
    A Reflection on Snow-vid
    Gold Coins in Banks
    Crying during commercials & movies.
    The short lived Truth or Scare TV Show.
    Sequels are made for money, not story.
    Couples sitting separately at family functions.

    We laugh in the face of inclement weather:
    Home Alone (Ep. 16) 1hr 24min 45sec

    H-E-B Fresh from the Ranch Commercial
    https://youtu.be/I9tEspkLmvA

    My Way - Root Canal
    Magic Touch - Slim Thug (Ft. Mike Jones & Lil Flip)
    We're Just Kids - Dave Days
    I Hate U - Z-Ro
    2 hr 47 min

About The Peter Pan Syndrome Podcast

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Peter Pan Syndrome Podcast is a group of Generation Y kids going into their 30s who can't seem to grow up. They don't simply revisit the movies of their childhood, you're included in one of their many…