Fuck Elon Musk and fuck Keith Richards!

It's a slightly hungover post-birthday podcast celebration. What kind of celebrating do we do? I make Austin Baca take a long, drawn-out Autism quiz! What are the results? You'll have to listen to us ramble on and on to find out.

I had to sit down to talk about what I hope to not be my newly busted foot. Doesn't feel like it, no big deal. Then I get way too much out of an anti-crack PSA with Mr. Jonathan Allgood.

Procrastinated a bit too long over the weekend for this one so I was all by my lonesome. The good news is, I get a lot of internal shit worked out. The bad news is, that's what you get to listen to. The real takeaway you should get from all of this is to BUY MORE SPARKLING WATER. #DEFENDSELTZER

Austin and I talk hella shit about all you jive turkeys. Have fun not being as cool as us.

I went on a good ol' trip to the Southern-most Dakota to see everyone's favorite Midwestern Sad-Dad Rock Icon, Brian Hoffman. I didn't bring any equipment, so we made do with what we had which was mostly farts, an old dog, and our memories. Ah, the memories.

Finally made it to the new house! More like Post-Nuclear Sparks, amiright? I sit down with guest turned roommate Austin Baca to talk about longterm goals, google voice actors, look at peens, and then Todo Bueno himself pops in to tell me to lick his asshole!

I sit down with Marty Funkhouser and talk about what he's been up to post-blast. I do a Weird Al impression, We talk about Peewee Herman's crack commercial and then I sit down with Sam Corbin and we just straight up get philosophical and talk anti-depressants.

Austin Baca and I sit down with longtime listener first-time podder, Jim Fleming! He regales us with tails about community service and other oddities.

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