The Petri Dish

The boys are back and they've got a collective 4 buttholes. I had butt surgery and maybe shouldn't have been standing around doing a podcast, oh well, too late. We talk about Death to Smoochie (the greatest movie ever made), wrestling, and Jonathan's penchant for smashing frogs with BIG rocks.

This week we have a recording artist, a painting artist, and another third thing: Brian James Hoffman. We talk about the release of our new split EP "Mankind and The Big Show" which we recorded in Nashville on our tour last year. You can hear more stories from that tour on "The Petri Dish Ep: 201 - So I'm the Bad Guy?" as well as RIGHT HERE. We're proud of these songs and we want all you nerds to go listen.

The whole crew is here, Austin and Jonathan have to hear about the difficulties of creating a dog door, the eldritch horror experienced daily by dogs, our strangest fears, tying your shoes, and strong cheeseburger opinions.

Jonathan and I sit down on Father's Day to talk about all the hot topics for dads. We go over the weather, brain damage, long travel stories, trucks, and dead friends.

We've got all hands on deck! Austin Baca and Jonathan Allgood help me navigate the murky waters of modern comedy, we find the best way to eat a mermaid, and I take a bunch of shots at Texas because that state suuuuuucks.

This week Jonathan and I talk about how much he loves his momma, I talk extensively on North Korea and eating mud, and I subject Jonathan to my brand new No Laugh challenge.

This week the ol' gang has to deal with my fraternity party stories, and by "party" I mean like 8 dudes hanging out, and by "stories" I mean vague hate crimes, don't go to college in the Midwest. We try out an old favorite segment, Mad Libs, but different. We watch that AI-generated beer commercial and wax poetic about the scourge that is AI content.

There is literally nothing else in the world I could talk about in this moment other than blink-182.

I sit down with Brian James Hoffman himself to talk about his most recent tour with Joe Bartel through the great Midwest. Brian still hasn't eaten skyline chili and we'll both be damned if we ever eat any of that garbage, suck it Ohio.

Jonathan Allgood is back in the saddle to get words thrown at him at Mach speed. Luckily, there's some new fail safes to make sure I say slightly less words and let Jonathan says some words sometimes. Nevertheless, I talk extensively on Chumbawumba, bad demo songs, CPAP fellatio, and a whole bunch of other awful shit, and thank sweet baby reekrus this episode is under an hour.