Kyle Kirkwood thinks he's Alex Palou all of a sudden, George Russell doesn't get hit by Max Verstappen in Canada, and Shane Van Gisbergen leaks out both holes all the way to victory lane in Mexico.

Denny Hamlin strategerizes up a Michigan win, Formula One thinks they can take on the Indy 500, and Indycar still runs a hybrid for some reason

Nothing bad happened to Ryan Blaney in Nashville, Alex Palou didn't win in Detroit, and Max Verstappen believes that rubbin' is racin'

It's the last Greatest Day in Racing for a while! Lando Norris led the way in the Monaco Grand Parade, Alex Palou wins the Indianapolis 500 and may never lose again, and Ross Chastain sneaks by William Byron to win the Coke 600.

Max Verstappen puts on his best Alex Palou impression, Christopher Bell squeaks by Joey Logano, and Team Penske decides to cheat again,

Kyle Larson uses some kind magic to get rid of the competition, Alex Palou does the same thing he does every week, and Formula One continues continues the rampage against rookies.

No one was close to Oscar Piastri in Miami, no one was close to Alex Palou in Alabama, and NASCAR was in Texas.

Indycar still exists, I promise, F1 is about to make a big deal over livery changes in Miami, and NASCAR saves some fuel at Talladega.

Oscar Piastri doesn't choke in Jeddah, Love doesn't win in the return to Rockingham, and does anyone remember Indycar?

Oscar Piastri dominates in Bahrain, Kyle Kirkwood dominates in Long Beach, Kyle Larson dominates in Bristol, and we dominated multiple naps.