A bunch of expensive cars drive through the desert, hundreds of midgets race in a tiny circle, and Sergio Perez suddenly has some free time.

Mclaren locks in a title, Perez looks for a new job, and Sonny Hayes gets a win.

Max Verstappen remembers how to win a race, and Nascar battles Indycar for least interesting week.

George and Lewis take a surprising first and second, Max is the world champion, and Formula One won't stop making gambling puns in Las Vegas

NASCAR heads to Phoenix, where a well-deserving driver who has battled all season will be crowned champion through a competent and fair playoff system.

Max Verstappen pretends it's the beginning of the season and Ryan Blaney wins a race without any controversy at all.

Tyler Reddick gets high on the last lap and Carlos Sainz pulls away from the field without multiple 10 second penalties.

Ferrari finishes first and second in Texas, Logano Lucks into another win at Las Vegas.

Kyle Larson dominates the Roval, Alex Bowman is a bit heavy, and Formula One is off again.

Everyone crashes but Ricky Stenhouse, Indycar heads back to Texas, and Formula One will eventually race again.