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  • What's The Best Couple In Games? (Part 2)

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts we're continuing the party and finishing the festivities of the fiftieth episode as we finally determine who the greatest couple in gaming is. With Mahli-Ann's horse romances eliminated the competition is really heating up. Listen on to discover the bedroom dynamics of Ranni and the Tarnished and more. Also on the episode is Teja's impassioned defense of Kim Kitsuragi and Harrier Du Bois. Alll this and Mahli-Ann still manages to include some Pony Clop Clop time! Listen on to find out who is crowned King and Queen. Or in the case of Saint-14 and Osiris is it King and King? Does that make Ranni and the Tarnished... Queen and... Monarch? This editor may have botched the analogy, but rest assured the episode is all hits.

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    47 min
  • What's The Best Couple In Games? (Part 1)

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts we're proving the haters wrong and celebrating our fiftieth episode with a bang by talking about which couple in games bang the best. That's right, forget your pairings of Nathan Drake and Elena Fisher or Princess Peach and Mario because we're here to set the record straight on which couple is the best in the biz. Will it be the Space Wizards of Osiris and Saint-14, or your classic fantasy fighters like Yennefer and Geralt? Will Mahli-Ann's... uh, inspired choices make it past the first round? And what pivotal role does your humble editor Ryan play in this no holds barred tournament. Find all of this out and more on a bumper celebration of what makes this the most delightfully deranged gaming advice podcast where we discuss very little advice (this week at least) - and be sure to tune in next week to find out who takes the crown.


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    38 min
  • What's Coming Out In 2024?

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts, we're closing the door on 2023 and looking to the future as we discuss what games we're looking forward to in 2024. We've got a lot of games to discuss including Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (which one of the team secretly hates FFVII?), Baby Steps (who on the crew thinks that the main character has "their preferred body type"), and Silksong (if it actually comes out). But that's not all... we've got a whole host of games big and small, so tune in to get the inside scoop on our mostly anticipated games in the definitive list of "Probably Gonna Be Good Games 2024".

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    33 min
  • What Did We Play In 2023?

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts, we're back with a vengeance, delivering one of our biggest episodes yet as we close out the holiday season with a look back at the year that was. That's right... it's time for our annual (?) "What Did We Play Last Year?" episode. Listen to find out who missed out on smooches in Baldur's Gate 3, which Pixel Heart's most played game was Sea of Thieves, and what "mid" game sends Cameron into an impassioned defense. All this and a new running gag sure to make you laugh and drive our poor editor mad... just how we like it!

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    31 min
  • How Do I Respond To Sexts?

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts we're sliding into your DMs with something sexy and discussing the art of the sext. More specifically, we're looking at the tips and trips to up your game in responding. Is it best to keyboard mash, or is there a more thoughtful approach? Is it possible to be horny in a respectful way? All this and more on another spicy episode of your favourite relationship podcast.


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    15 min
  • How Do I Deal With Family During The Holidays?

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts we're doing our best to get into the holiday cheer and discussing the difficulty that can come with the most wonderful time of year: dealing with family. We talk about coping strategies when having to confront their more traditional views, finding solace in your found family, and whether it's even necessary to show your face. Cameron may be away this week, but rest assured, we find plenty of time for chaos in another episode of Australia's most unhinged dating advice show.


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    18 min
  • Is It Alright To Date A Replika?

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts we're diving deep into the digital age and discussing the good and the bad about romancing large language models. That's right, we're answering the important questions about relationships with AI Chatbots like Replika. Is it an acceptable way to cope with the feelings of isolation we have post-Covid? What about issues of consent? All this and more on a surprisingly introspective episode. Don't worry though, we still have plenty of jokes to keep you occupied - the quality content you crave.


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    28 min
  • How Do I Break Up With Someone?

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts we're talking breakups - both good and bad. Listen on to hear us discuss the times we've beefed the breakup and the times we've been on the receiving end of some absolutely awful endings. We're covering everything - even some things clearly beyond the remit of the question, but that's because we go above and beyond for you, our dear listener.

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    29 min
  • Does Long Distance Work (And Other Questions)? Live at PAX 2023!

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts we're (still) at PAX AUS 2023. In the second half of our delightfully deranged panel, we discuss the burning questions from the audience. Topics include whether long distance relationships work, if FetLife is the Twitter replacement we've been looking for, and the benefits of Lovense's Unity compatibility

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    21 min
  • Should I Name My Child Sephiroth (and Other Questions)? - Live at PAX 2023!

    On this week's episode of The Pixel Hearts we're up late and unleashed at PAX AUS 2023. In the first of two episodes, we discuss the burning questions we haven't been able to get to on the podcast yet including whether it's alright to name your child after a video game character, what power-up would you bring into the bedroom, and what the hell the devil's button is! All this and more in a seriously unhinged episode. Please note that due to audio issues the first question (about how to make friends) starts partway through, and the question about naming children has one edit in it to maintain audience privacy. Also note that this episode being late is Editor Ryan's fault - we have taken him to the dungeon and reprimanded him.

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    34 min

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Welcome to The Pixel Hearts! We are a team of romantic gamers who want to help you achieve a play of the game in your love life. Each week we answer YOUR questions all the highs and lows that come…