The Pocketbook

Childhoods=crushed. The coat had sleeves though, so that’s better, right? Part one of Joseph’s Deluxe Egyptian Glow Up

There are a lot of kisses and blessings, it takes a whole half hour to tie up Jacob’s story, plus a weird wrestling match, questionable consent, the patriarchy, and parenthetical death. As always, it’s a good time. WARNING: some discussion of rape, please skip through to the welcome back if this will be a trigger for you.

Tricks! Lies! Deception! The worst disguise, clever girls, sad siblings and tons of sons.

No roses here, but there are nose rings, camels, the Seduction Deluxe Pack, the Ancient Welcome Spa, and some pre-drama drama.

Covenants! Sacrifices! More covenants! Sister Act 2.0 and a Really Confused King! Get out your notebooks, class, God’s about to Make A Prophecy, and we’re going to want to check his homework later.

Phew, this is a heavy one. A Sister Act, an Unspecified Plague, the original Sodomy, some light sexism, and flexing on the Pharaoh. It’s a treat. I guess.

An action packed episode! The first murder, a giant flood, rainbows, naked grandpas, curses, and the reason you don’t speak all the languages.

Welcome to the first episode of Pocketbook! For the first season, we’re tackling the Old Testament. If you’ve ever wondered who was actually there for the fall from Eden (allegedly) or how many creations stories there really are in the book (spoilers: it’s more than one), then this episode has everything you need and more!