WE'RE BACK and discussing extremely pressing topics like the splash radius, vending machine hacks, and milk. Plus, we ponder how often Sinatra didn't wear pants, for the sake of the crease. **This episode was recorded May 1, 2023**

On today's Pod, we talk about topics involving the toilet (a common theme on the bingo card of TPAN), bringing back the swag of having a feather in your hat, poker games with ex-convicts, and why double parkers should be put into stockades. If you're in Penn Station, or on an airplane, go ahead and throw this Episode on, but don't forget some Cottonelle wipes.

This week Shanny talks about chapstick conspiracy theories, detachable nutsacks, chocolate candy rankings, and the proper way to wipe.

Tackling hard topics like brownies vs. chocolate chip cookies, the sacredness of school bus rides, and tips for commuting to work by plane. Oh and raisins stink!

Diving right into AI-written sitcoms, squatty potties, and sneezing on Russian-mob family birthday cakes.