The Pod-Cast

2017. It means a lot of things to a lot of people. So it only seems proper to have a lot of people say a lot of things about 2017! Despite newborns and busy busy choo-choo-kachoo crazy lives, Bryan somehow managed to lassle together the gaggle of cetacea in a metaphor as varied and pseudo-comprehensible as the episode itself! Enjoy! Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. 

We done goofed. We had babies and got busys and neglected our solemn duties as people who record ourselves and publish to the internet and for that we done goofed. Fortunately with advanced AI algorithms and text-to-speech we have been able to piece together an almost two hour accurate simulation of Bryan, Cameron, and Zachary rambling about swallowing pills and listening to live music. We trust you will like it or at least not tell us if you don't! Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. 

If you want some pithy and funny descriptions of what happened over 2017, then click the play button on this show and you can hear Bryan's neato-frito voice reading off every single Pod-cast episode description from 2017. I don't have much more to say because of how perfect a description that was, so instead I shall leave you with a hamster:    (`-`;-"```"-;`-`)                                       \.'         './                                        /             \         ;   0     0   ;                                       /| =         = |\                                     ; \   '._Y_.'   / ;       ;   `-._ \|/ _.-'   ;                                ;        `"""`        ;                               ;    `""-.   .-""`    ;                               /;  '--._ \ / _.--   ;\                               :  `.   `/|| ||\`   .'  :                              '.  '-._       _.-'   .'                              (((-'`  `"""""`   `'-)))      Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. 

Though we may be banned from talking about video games, we aren't banned from playing video games! Turns out the Pod-cast crew played a nice collection of video games over this last year, and in a throwback to Disembodied Voices, they decide to talk about them all at length, and give away a few prestigious supplications while they're at it! Ben, Bryan, Cameron, Stephen, and Zachary (aka: everyone except Abigail) join metaphorical hands to reminisce about a year of gaming gone by. Oh, also Cameron has a really good rant about how Destiny 2 ruined everything in the world. Poor Cameron. Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda and Test Dummy by AE. All other music is from Incompetech. 

Stephen and Bryan went off gallivanting to who knows where (hint: we might actually know where), and have returned with tales to tell and germs to spread! Ben, meanwhile, shocks the panel by bringing a segment. Just kidding! We were expecting that and came with several different words prepared to be associated with one another. And if that doesn't sound like a rollicking enough of a good time, aw geeze that's too bad because that's pretty much this entire episode. Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. 

Ben, Zachary, Cameron, and Bryan come together, filled with Christmas cheer, to discuss speech impediments, whether the Houston Texans actually exist, and the wonders of hypno-birthing. Honestly, it's worth listening just to hear how we use the wonders of good conversation and natural segues to tie all of this together! Plus, you love our goofy but like-able personas, you gotta admit. Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. 

The gang is back together! And by "the gang", we mean Cameron, Stephen, and a sleep-deprived Bryan, none of whom are members of any actual gangs as far as we are currently aware so please don't arrest them or tag their houses with the graffiti, please. Join "the gang" as they discuss the giving of gifts, the playing of games, the riding of bikes, and the butchering of sponsors.  Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. 

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This week's episode began like any other: mild chaos sprinkled with well-meaning jokes. Nobody signed up for philosophical struggles. Nobody signed up for evolutionary disputes. Nobody signed up for GOSH DARNED BRAIN-TEASERS, but like that scary-looking Taekwondo class your mom made you go to every Wednesday afternoon (right before Teen Titans came on), you had fun once you got there.  Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech. 

Ben, Bryan and Cameron are back in this week's episode of the Whales are Whales Pod-Cast, this time to try to scare the literal pants off of you, dear listener, with their own made up spoooooooky Halloween poetry! Sadly, the only scary thing about them is just how scarily bad they are, but the trio certainly enjoyed themselves! As well, Cameron goes on way too long about Blade Runner, Ben is obviously the best person on the Pod-Cast for sticking with his workout regime, and Bryan pretends to listen and care about what the other two panalists are discussing.  What a nice guy.  Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. All other music is from Incompetech.