The Pod-Cast

Wow! Can you believe there's another episode of the Pod-Cast up this week? Well, neither can we. You should listen to it. Or don't. I'm text on a page, not a cop.  This week, we discuss laughter, Destiny Lore, podcasts and other shows we listen to and watch that are better than our own shows, and human trafficking! That last one might not be true... or at least, some people on the panel seem to think so.  Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.  Link Dump:  Tim's new drawings - https://imgur.com/a/LYf7Z https://imgur.com/a/TONYq

It's a long one today, folks! Ben, Bryan, Cameron and Zachary spend a long time guessing which model of new Roomba that Cameron got, discussing why bosses in general sucks, and what sort of jobs they all have. Then, Stephen shows up, and the discussion turns to video games! Treading the same topic that Cameron and Zachary discussed a few weeks back, the friend go in-depth about Breath of the Wild (as much as you can do so having only played one dungeon), and I guess come to the conclusion somehow Nier is the very best video game of all time.  This goes on for almost an hour and a half, so either buckle your seatbelt, or run away crying!  Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. 

On this week's episode of Disembodied Voices, Cameron and Zachary discuss the latest open world darlings to hit our open world - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Horizon: Zero Dawn. Cameron is the only one who has played both, but Zachary is able to draw upon opinions from the Internet to keep up in the conversation.  After sneaking in a bit of NieR talk, the dynamic duo discuss sobjectivity and what it means to love games that may not be as good as you remember them. It's a grand old time.  A note, out of courtesy for our listeners: We discuss the "dungeon" design, and a bit of how the story telling works in Breath of the Wild, though nothing in extreme detail. But consider this your MILD SPOILER WARNING.  Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. 

When asked what this particular episode was about, this was Zachary's exact reply: "In this episode, Zach, Abigail and Bryan sabotage Ben's game for the second time. Also, Zach is the new King of Anime." Sounds like another amazing episode of the Whales are Whales Pod-Cast! Scatagories stuff Things you shout Tools Things you make Ways to kill time Things found in the ocean Weapons Cartoon characters Games Things that are square School supplies ColorsParts of body Farmers rake FANART! http://imgur.com/rRh4mSI http://imgur.com/CZoIk0H Chris MacAlister : 60 Second Songs (Vol. 1)

Zachary and Bryan may have enjoyed marital bliss, but does that mean they're up to the task of performing a live, improvised history of Whales are Whales itself? We answer this question, and at least one more in this week's rip-roaring and roar-ripping episode of the Whales are Whales Pod-cast.  Also, we suggest the answer is: "probably not". Zachary's Picture: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/236330927452717057/290639548965191680/Untitled.png Zachary's Face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz0c74wBBco Edited by Bryan. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech, Bryan Kelly, OCRemix.org, anime and anime . Sound effects are from Freesound.

Hello? Who's that on the phone? Oh goodness, it's Mr. Nintendo, and he demands that we discuss his newest Nintendo Switch game, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild! Good thing our resident computer game experts Cameron and Zachary are ready to SPOIL EVERYTHING RUN AWAY PRESERVE YOUR CHILDLIKE JOY. Speaking of childlike joy, these two fellows also recount their misadventures at a boarding school in Kentucky (strictly on Oneida-know basis). There's also some Whale Mail, but that's kind of hard to fit into this elegant, flowing Pod-Cast description. Spoilers begin 24:00 and end 44:55, so like those dead skeletons from Pirates of the Caribbean in that one scene where Jack Sparrows sails into port and salutes them by taking off his hat, ye be warned.  Direct download: https://ia601507.us.archive.org/28/items/WAWS2E8/WAW%20S2E8.mp3 Edited by Cameron. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. 

Stephen, Bryan, and Cameron are having a quarter-life crisis, so they appeal to the youth with a fresh, on fleek intro designed to be both fresh and on fleek. To further engage their online community of savvy youngsters, they reply to burning questions via Whale Mail, which includes a shout out to their viral social media presence on Discord. Lastly, they alienate anyone who ever thought they were even accidentally cool with a Storytime sessions that continues the adventures of Bryan in the Vacuum Cleaner Universe, sending the entire group into fits of unconstrained chortles. Please like and subscribe! Direct download: https://ia601501.us.archive.org/28/items/S3E7SmashThatLikeButton/WaW%20S3%20E7%20Final.mp3 Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech and Any Given Day's metal cover of Diamonds by Rihanna. Sound effects are from Freesound, YouTube, Stephen's mouth, and Bart Simpson's mouth.

Because What's Up With the Whales was too useful and positive for a show this dysfunctional, Bryan decides to debut What's Down With the Whales, a spotlight on the latest depressing goings-on. Tim can't make friends, Zachary can't meet women, and Stephen can't do either-- AND he broke his dang bicycle! But don't worry, it all has a happy ending, unlike the nail-biting cliffhanger of this week's Storytime. This is one episode you'll want to tell your friends about, even if you can't pronounce it! Direct download: https://ia601506.us.archive.org/21/items/WaWS3E6/WaW%20S3%20E6.mp3 Edited by Stephen. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound and Stephen's mouth.

The following description of this Pod-Cast episode was generated using quotes from actual Whales are Whales members recalling actual facts: Zachary: Whale of a Tale or Real Seal was fun, and Whale Mail has a theme song. Also, 30 minutes of boring cybersecurity talk because Bryan brings boring topics Cameron: I honestly and factually cannot remember a single thing about that episode. Tim's Artwork: http://imgur.com/a/rBRQK Direct download: https://ia601506.us.archive.org/14/items/S3E5FullCast_201702/S3%20E5_FullCast.mp3 Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.

How fast can Cameron eat a Happy Meal? What do things sound like in Abigail's closet? Does Zachary have a middle name? This is a just a sample platter of of intriguing questions posed in Season 3: Episode 4, followed by main course statements such as "Hearthaholics is back" and "Stephen is indistinguishable from pop legend Michael Jackson." There are even a few sentence fragments. For your enjoyment. Direct download: https://ia601504.us.archive.org/4/items/S3E4FullCast/S3E4_FullCast.mp3 Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. The Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' cover is by Abigail, Stephen, Cameron, and the karaoke version.