The Pod-Cast

Cameron's hosting, Stephen's setting off fire alarms, Ben's hiding under his bed, and they're all off script. Because nothing else was properly written down for this episode, here's a list of things that were discussed:New year's resolutions and the aftermath thereofThe joy, the grace, the beauty of the MacBook AirChildhood moralities concerning video gamesThe most dangerous risk of all: the risk of spending your life not doing what you want on the bet that you can buy yourself the freedom to do it laterFear itself Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. 

Brand new Whales are Whales show Suteki Jam  hosted by the mysterious and legally "ehhhhhhh?" Medium Well has 2017 off to a rip-roaring start. This has inspired the Whales are Whales crew to dream up a whole mess of new year's resolutions. For each other. Like you do. Also, Stephen didn't edit the What's Up With the Whales bumper. That was totally Abigail. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.  Direct download: https://ia601501.us.archive.org/8/items/S3E2FullCast/S3E2_Full%20Cast.mp3

2016. It means a lot things to a lot of people. So it only seems proper to have a lot of people say a lot of things about 2016! The Whales are Whales crew rides the ups and downs of the year as if it were a roller coaster designed by a focus group of upset criminals, but through the loop-de-loops of despair they glimpse the distant corn dog stand of personal growth. Join Stephen, Bryan, Cameron, Zachary, Abigail, and Ben as they remember the past and welcome the future! The present also has something to do with it.  Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. 

It's not Christmastime anymore, but it's also not yet Season 3 of the Whales are Whales Pod-Cast. Confused? So are Cameron and Abgail, the heroes trapped between realities in a desperate fight to find meaning in this void we call Season 2, Episode Cameron and Abigail. They also have a nice little conversation. How quaint! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. 

This episode is all about the spirit of Christmas, and as we all know, nothing is more Christmas than penguins. But that's jumping the gun. Speaking of guns, that's what Cameron got for Christmas! Stephen, Bryan, and Zachary also received lovely material gifts for the yearly yuletide exchange, but the true spirit of Christmas (directly subordinate to penguins) is inviting friends into your home, which partially explains the surprise appearance of Tim, a visiting German fellow from Bridging the Barrier. This episode is even longer than that run-on sentence, so find a cozy seat by the fire to hear all about Christmas food, Christmas presents, and Christmas stories about Christmas penguins. It's Season Christmas, Episode Christmas! Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech and the "What Is Love" All Star Karaoke mix. Sound effects are from Freesound and Stephen's mouth.

Direct Download: https://ia601505.us.archive.org/9/items/WaWPodCastChristmas2016Final1/WaW%20Pod-Cast%20Christmas%202016%20Final%20(1).mp3 There's nothing quite like Christmas! It's a time to be around friends, members, and family. Until they abandon you and you end up talking about anime instead. Spotty T is back (sort of) as crack team and former lovers Bryan and Zachary combine forces to chat about a Christmas-themed anime whose name Bryan consistently cannot recall. But that's okay, because there's really nothing about this episode worth remembering anyway! Bonus Fan Art!: http://imgur.com/a/oKrEq Bonus Fan Art More!: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/256809925764841472/256811739176370177/whales_are_whales_s02e35.png Bonus Picture of Tim's Dog!: http://imgur.com/e0I1o76

Join Ben and Zachary for intriguing an conversation regarding winter fashion styles and then reading Whale Mail! All the while Zachary is sprinkling the episode with dad jokes from NiceoneDad.com. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.

In this weeks episode the Whales are Whales pod-casters stoop to new lows and totally sell out by admitting that they'll sell anything for your money. Thus, now we have Official Whales are Whales Collectible lines from each member of the pod... cast. Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.

Though war and strife has ravaged the Whales are Whales Pod....Casters in recent times, hope is not all lost! We take this week to bounce back from the oddness of last week. Though we may be under the rule of a gender fluid pineapple... Life seems to still go on :)   Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.

The Whales are Whales Civil War has been raging in the collective subconscious for months now, building enmity like a cobbler builds cobbles. Now that the entire group has assembled, Ben presents a legal (?) case of twists and turns to pave the way for a better tomorrow. More confusing than the Marvel motion picture that shares its namesake, the Civil War boils down to the age old question of humanity:  Should we continue fighting or just kind of stop? Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.