The boys recount their adventures (and misadventures) from this past Halloween weekend. Get ready because these surprises may just change EVERYTHING! Ahmed dressed as WHO and said WHAT?! The gang sees someone with an unexpected identity as a bartender! Ahmed meets a woman with the ideal physical appearance?! And keep on watching to see who gets crabby after an unforeseen turn of events! Tune in for all of this and more on the podcast... The Podcast Ever!

The title should explain it... but tune in as the boys talk about Halloween, the election, and haram!

The Podcast Ever does the unthinkable and has a Turkish man on the show! Guess he's just chill like that... But he soon makes the boys question the very fabric of society as he exposes them to one of the weirdest looking women displayed on this show yet! Be she human or alien?! Ahmed talks about his experience seeing Sydney Sweeney's money bags on the big screen at Buffalo Wild Wings. And the group reacts to a man going to the store to put an end to the consumption of SUGAR, making little to no distinction between sucrose and high fructose corn syrup, as well as going to McDonald's to pay people to stop eating there. Watch all this and more on this episode of the podcast... The Podcast Ever!

The boys just can't seem to find themselves not wrapped up in internet shenanigans. Why is the mother of autism star Darius saying he met an infamous diddler?! Why is yet another woman flashing her body for the whole internet to see on a show which doesn't favor modern values? And why is Greg saying "Cool Whip" like that??? Tune in for all this and more, including discussions about Quarter Pounders and Discord users, on the podcast... The Podcast Ever!

The boys follow up with the sneak peak from last week's call-in show and have "BROOOO" on the show for a full episode. The hosts pick the brain of their pseudo-urban guest on pressing topics such as US electoral politics, which type of women are the hottest, and whether Red Bull and the caffeine in it are a problem or not for health! Is BROOOO full on MAGA now? He thinks America needs WHAT back?! Find out on the podcast... The Podcast Ever!

The boys start off this week's episode by calling up some familiar side characters, allowing a couple of them to speak their mind on the show! They then take a look at health tips that "all health experts agree on"... because of course they all will when an "expert" is someone who memorizes what academic consensus has determined to be unquestionably true. Also, Greg reveals an update regarding his life decisions, the boys question why so many people eat at Chili's, and Ahmed discovers the identity of one of the most notorious Twitter feminists! Plus, can you actually bite through your own finger like a carrot? Find out on the podcast... The Podcast Ever!

The Podcast Ever meets a local rapper from Dundee, FL, who also happens to have known Ahmed for many years. Zareuz tells tales from his experience as an independent artist and his personal life, and he even drops some more lore from Ahmed's past. The boys discuss the practicality of, and controversy over, having a live-in nanny/maid and how it can highlight issues within a relationship. But is that anything compared to the potential pitfalls of your lady spending too much time with her boss? Listen to find out how that could be the nail in the coffin of a marriage! Tune in for all this and MORE on the podcast... The Podcast Ever.

The boys are back at it again, discussing some of the most controversial and polarizing topics on the internet, such as... Haitian dirt cookies?! There has to be a better way to meet nutritional requirements in a time of scarcity, right? Watch as they react to cooks of the internet, including Joshua Weissman, whose weight loss journey aligns with standard normie methods. But how sustainable are these methods, really? Ahmed breaks down how to minimize stress and prevent health issues long term WITHOUT cutting calories or putting in hours a day at the gym while also analyzing Weissman's supplements, meals, macros, and workout routine. You won't want to miss it! Plus, the boys react to the new yet already infamous Talk Tuah long-form entertainment program by Haliey "Hawk Tuah" Welch. The episode features "comedian" Whitney Cummings... what could go wrong? Tune in for all this and MORE on the podcast... The Podcast Ever.

Greg's odyssey for lamb may have seemingly come to an end on the TPE Sunday stream, but Ahmed's distractions of the grilled Charlie recipe and Tinder swiping caused him to be yet again edged (pause). So to progress forward in his journey without any more roadblocks, Greg insists that the boys learn how to make gyro meat before any other business is taken care of. Following this, Ahmed and Greg investigate a website pushing consensus statements that doesn't actually care about determining truth through reason, RationalWiki. What does this site have to say about those who say saturated fat and fruit juice are actually healthy such as Ray Peat and Paul Saladino? And lastly, Ahmed rises from the ashes of termination and returns to Duolicious to once again see what his options are in the femcel space! Tune in for all of this and more on the podcast... The Podcast Ever!

Chip Burgan, joke maker and childhood friend of Ahmed, joins the boys to tell of their weekend escapades as well as reveal the dark truth about the Arab-named co-host of the show. What was Ahmed like before TPE and what has he been hiding from both the viewers and Greg? Plus, Ahmed once again sets out to find a woman worth committing to on Tinder... but will Greg's attempts to persuade him to seek out more one night stands and short term fun finally prevail? Find out on the podcast... The Podcast Ever!