The Podcast Of Madness & Mayhem

On this solo episode of the "Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem," Peaches is filling in for Victor, who is out for the week to help his daughter move to Bellingham, Washington. Peaches starts the show by discussing four men who are rowing a seven-meter boat across the Atlantic Ocean. The men are attempting to set a Guinness World Record for the first unassisted row from the mainland U.S. to the mainland U.K.. The mission is also to raise awareness and money for mental health support for military personnel through the U.K. charity Head Up. Next, Peaches talks about a website called makemydrivefun.com, which suggests quirky stops for road trips. He gives examples of oddities on a road trip from Idaho Falls to Seal Beach, California, such as the world's largest blender in Orem, Utah, and Nursing Home Stonehenge in American Fork, Utah. Peaches also talks about the drama surrounding the syndicated radio show "The Woody Show" and a social media influencer they interviewed. The show wraps up with Peaches discussing 19-year-old NASCAR driver Connor Zilisch, who broke his collarbone while celebrating a race win.

With Viktor and Maddie out, Peaches goes solo on this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, covering everything from viral spinal injuries to Howard Stern's $500 million contract to a Twitter beef between MrBeast and a metalcore vocalist. It's chaotic. It's personal. It's a little lonely—but it's all Peaches.

He kicks things off reacting to rumors that Howard Stern’s run at SiriusXM might be coming to an end, discussing Stern's legendary career, the decline of political radio, and asking the real question: Can Peaches take over that $100 million-a-year contract? (Short answer: we’re manifesting it.)

Then things get unhinged:

• A Russian influencer breaks her spine attempting the viral “Nicki Minaj Stiletto Challenge”—Peaches breaks it down, questions how it went viral, and admits he’s never seen half the stuff “taking TikTok by storm.”
• He debates faking an injury for Instagram fame, tries to pronounce Mariana Barutkina, and wonders aloud if her spine-shattering moment will launch her career.
• Peaches spirals into a comedy movie list featuring This Is Spinal Tap, Airplane!, and Life of Brian—only to roast Monty Python as overrated and declare Team America: World Police criminally underrated.
• Then, in the “I did not see this coming” moment of the hour, Peaches discusses a feud between Attila frontman Chris “Fronz” Fronzak and YouTuber MrBeast, over the latter’s Team Water charity campaign.
• Peaches sides with clean water and common sense, dragging Fronz for clout-chasing while also admitting: “If a metal guy starts screaming about me online, that’s a career milestone.”

If you love solo rants, pop culture chaos, and the occasional rant about watermelons and vacuums, this one’s peak solo Peaches.

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt cover everything from grizzly bear charges in Alaska to paid parking rage in downtown Idaho Falls, to the real reason Stephen King almost got divorced—hint: it involves Mambo No. 5 on loop and a lot of typewriter aggression.

The chaos begins with the viral video of Buoy the Seattle Kraken mascot almost getting mauled by a bear during a fishing trip in Alaska. The guys break down the footage, question why the NHL sends people into wilderness scenarios, and pitch the idea of the mascot suit being preserved like a fallen soldier’s uniform. It spirals into a critique of sports leagues going global, Peaches' contempt for soccer flops, and Viktor comparing the NBA to soccer with sneakers.

Then:

• Peaches breaks the news about Idaho Falls’ new downtown parking rates, including a $10/hour cap by hour four
• Viktor reads the pricing breakdown like it’s a hostage letter, and Peaches explains why you should never tell people about the free lot behind the library
• They both spiral into an anti-winter rant… and then start Zillow-shopping vacation homes in Oregon and Arizona
• Then it gets worse: Peaches reveals Denmark’s Copenhagen Zoo is asking the public to donate their unwanted pets to feed predators. Yes. Really.
• The duo passionately debate whether that's worse than people abandoning pets in the wild, and Viktor suggests donating terrible humans instead

And then comes the cultural bombshell:

• Stephen King's wife almost divorced him for looping “Mambo No. 5” while writing
• Peaches sings it. Viktor dies inside.
• They talk about annoying bar jukebox behavior, meme terrorism, and the legend of “The Boys Are Back in Town” ruining a bar night
• Peaches confesses to antagonizing patrons with Chumbawamba, while Viktor re-lives the Pink Floyd jukebox hostage crisis

The show ends with a firm takeaway: Respect mascots, protect your pets, and stop looping Lou Bega unless you're ready for real consequences.

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off the week with a chaotic blend of giant men, AI slurs, and dating advice, only for Maddie Kidd (aka Maddawg) to join late in the hour and add the emotional instability we all needed. The show opens with a bizarre but hilarious deep dive into the lives (and deaths) of Robert Wadlow and Andre the Giant, covering 20-second farts, custom Boy Scout uniforms, and the logistics of building a 10-foot-long bed. The verdict: being tall sounds miserable, but maybe worth it for the statue at Ripley’s.

From there, it only gets weirder:

• Peaches introduces “clanker,” the new alleged slur for people who date robots, and Viktor tries to figure out whether the term refers to the person or the machine
• The team gets existential about ChatGPT taking over their data and whether yelling at AI is gonna come back to haunt them
• Viktor reminds the youth to live with someone before marrying them and to maybe skip the wedding if you're just doing it to make your mom happy
• Peaches shouts out every guy from the “hate your wife” joke era and advises them all to just get divorced already.

Then Maddie joins for:

• A full roast of her Tinder strategy, including a potential Subaru-themed thirst trap and a deeply aesthetic photo of her crying in the Snake River
• A debate about whether or not she could pull off a shaved head (and whether Maddie's flat baby head would ever let her try)
• Talk of wig redistribution, aesthetic breakdowns, grandma-core, and digital cameras
• And the invention of the next great KBEAR campaign: Maddie Needs a Pal

It’s everything you love about Madness & Mayhem—giant dead guys, terrible dating apps, AI slander, and way too much personal oversharing.

Peaches and Viktor Wilt go full throttle on this Thursday edition of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, jumping from new metal releases to comment section chaos, with a healthy dose of mouth pain and meme warfare in between.

They kick things off talking about “Blasphemy Made Fresh,” the new collab between Cryptopsy and Billy Strings (yes, really), and break down the song’s incredibly violent but surprisingly poetic lyrics. Viktor shares he’s gearing up to see Billy live… if his teeth don’t kill him first. Turns out, he’s battling a mystery illness that’s actually another root canal, earning him the unofficial title “King of Terrible Teeth.”

Then it’s off to the races:

• Viktor’s upcoming road trip to move his daughter, timed carefully to not miss Weird Al
• A debate on how much crap your adult daughter should be allowed to bring home
• Jack in the Box talk, accidental bonus tacos, and Peaches’ life philosophy: "Whatever’s on the app is what I’m eating."
• Justin from the KBEAR team yelling “You suck!” in the drive-thru (lovingly)
• Viktor's impromptu Paul Giamatti identity crisis, as listeners claim he looks like everyone from Chris Elliott to Anton LaVey to literally any bald guy with a goatee
• The worst meme ever posted in the KBEAR group, involving Ozzy handing the crown to Sleep Token, which Peaches defends with his life
• And the now-legendary Reddit meme from r/metalforthemasses asking which band checks every box: “Obnoxious Frontman, Cheesy Lyrics, Boring Music, Lame Fanbase, Criminally Overrated” (spoiler: Five Finger Death Punch gets obliterated)

Join Peaches and Viktor Wilt on "The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem" for a hilariously unhinged Monday! In this episode, the dynamic duo tackles everything from the unfortunate technical glitches impacting their 311 ticket giveaway to the unexpected political leanings of beloved punk bands like Dropkick Murphys and Bad Religion. They also delve into the baffling decision of Astronomer to hire Gwyneth Paltrow as a spokesperson after their CEO's viral "kiss cam" scandal.

Later, get ready for some serious goat talk as Viktor explores the idea of using 26 goats to mow his lawn, pondering the logistics, costs, and potential for a "neighborhood goat farm" in Idaho Falls. The conversation takes a wild turn as they speculate on how many goats could fit in a truck and the chaos a goat-induced highway pile-up might cause.

Finally, prepare for a side-splitting exposé on Hulk Hogan's most outrageous lies, from claiming to have auditioned for Metallica to rejecting dinner invitations from Madonna and Cher. It's a no-holds-barred discussion that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the wrestling legend. Tune in for a dose of madness, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs!

Peaches and Viktor Wilt are back at it again with an end-of-week episode that combines pure Friday energy with unfiltered nonsense. They kick things off roasting old-school radio rules (like getting fired for saying the wrong day) before pivoting into real crime, including the mysterious Idaho serial butt slapper and the California serial butt sniffer caught red-nostriled at Barnes & Noble.

From there, the chaos just builds:

• The pronunciation battle of “Boise” vs “Boy-zee” and “Idaho Falls” vs “Ida Falls”
• A quick tribute to Ozzy Osbourne leads to a mini-review of the brutally metal video game Brutal Legend, complete with Jack Black, Rob Halford, and opinions no one asked for
• They question whether parents should charge their adult kids rent, and it ends with Viktor proposing a “fistfight your dad for rent” policy
• Film review detours into Hot Rod, Mr. Woodcock, and the new Happy Gilmore sequel, which features Bad Bunny and Travis Kelce for some reason
• Viktor defends his right to hate real-time strategy game endings, Viktor admits he never beat Brutal Legend, and both hosts spiral trying to remember what shows Billy Bob Thornton was even in.

Also:

• The Reddit comment that branded Peaches “a leftist for using Reddit”
• An uplifting reminder that Blue Öyster Cult deserves more respect
• And a PSA to all red-faced Idahoans: if you don’t wear sunscreen, you’ll either match your MAGA hat or turn blue and die. Your choice.

On today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (aka Maddawg) deliver pure comedy chaos with the energy of two sleep-deprived Zoomers trapped in a hot studio. The episode begins with a questionable freestyle rap from Maddawg and somehow spirals into a deep dive on CPAP machines in movie theaters, retired mechanical pencil trauma, and the heartbreaking betrayal of being unfollowed by a rockstar on Instagram.

Peaches confesses to being relentlessly bullied in school for being tall, while Maddie admits she ran a black market Pokémon card empire in third grade that led to a full ban in her classroom. From there, it gets weirdly emotional as they discuss:

• Maddie’s legendary rise and fall on Cullen from Sleep Theory’s Instagram
• Her plans for a cowboy-themed Subaru photo shoot captioned “Subaru Wrangler”
• Peaches' mom’s unhinged behavior in Animal Crossing, where she forced out villagers she didn’t like using a bug net
• A new adult Chuck E. Cheese spinoff called Chuck’s Arcade, which lets grownups drink while reliving their childhood pizza-sweat memories
• The subreddit r/BuyItForLife, and Peaches' love for everyday items you commit to for eternity (like a pencil box from kindergarten)
• An unhinged middle school meltdown involving Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day”, a tiny CD player, and a map of the U.S. used to exile a teacher named Mister Nguyen

All of this, plus:

• Soundboard chaos featuring Jade’s Car, Taco Tuesday, and You Get Nothing!
• A funeral for Maddie’s follower count
• Debate over whether Chuck E. Cheese is better with beer
• And, of course, bug cages, Subarus, and bad sleep apnea takes

Peaches and Viktor Wilt dedicate the entire Noon Hour to the bat-biting prince of darkness himself: Ozzy Osbourne. From deep Sabbath cuts to wild Osbourne family moments, the episode is packed with tributes, rare tracks, unfiltered stories, and the chaotic legacy of the Godfather of Metal. The guys play covers like Lamb of God's “Children of the Grave”, talk about Ozzy’s weirdest duets (yes, there’s an Ozzy & Jessica Simpson Winter Wonderland collab), and quote some of the funniest Osbournes clips of all time—including the now-iconic “someone took my beers” freakout.

They also veer into absurd Reddit territory, reading a story about a guy who locks his bathroom after 10PM, prompting a full breakdown of what makes someone seem like a serial killer (legally speaking). Viktor and Peaches rattle off an entire list: carpeting your bathroom, refrigerated basements, digging in the backyard at night, and carrying pizza boxes vertically.

Also in this episode:

• Peaches confesses to uploading rare Ozzy tracks into the system himself
• The guys argue about whether it’s better to lock the bathroom or go rogue in the backyard
• A shoutout to Josh Tielor (who’s referenced but doesn’t appear this time)
• Ideas for Ozzy-inspired KBEAR sweepers, giveaways, and imaging clips
• Thoughts on Ozzy’s best Howard Stern and Conan appearances
• And Viktor pitches a contest: "Win Dropkick Murphys Tickets by Doing Your Best Ozzy Grunt"

They end the hour with “Planet Caravan,” but not before shouting out Osbourne’s role as one of the most legendary frontmen in rock—a madman, a sweetheart, and someone who could command a crowd like no one else.

On today's episode of the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor try Grandpa Joe's Ketchup Soda, which they describe as tasting like "tomatoes and sugar and carbonation". They also discuss other weird soda flavors such as celery, turkey and gravy, pumpkin pie, tree bark, pepper jack cheese, berry bleach, bacon, mustard, buffalo wing, curry, white fungus bird's nest, milk, grass, dirt, and ranch dressing. The hosts consider trying the tree bark flavored soda in the future, as it's said to have a laxative effect. Later in the show, Josh Tielor joins them, and the conversation shifts to disgusting things like maggots falling from ceilings , and Peaches' experience with a maggot-infested trash can. They also talk about automatic trash can lids , and Josh's new hat , leading to a discussion about being an "inside cat" versus an "outside cat". The episode concludes with more banter about Viktor's nudism , Peaches' large head , and a historical radio bit involving a mic'd bathroom.