The Podiac Killer

A new episode of The Podiac Killer is here! Ryan is currently typing this as his flight is boarding to Cabo so this will be short and sweet. We talk about some headlines from Now This Snapchat articles: underground chirping competitions? Human feet washing ashore? Terrible people? Just the usual. Ryan tells you another sad story about an innocent college student with a window and stalker problem. And Jordin dives into the mind and upbringing of serial killer Ed Kemper.

We are literally the worst podcasters but we are back with a new episode of The Podiac Killer! We got our first mean review and we are low-key excited, we talk about what we're watching on Netflix and of course murder. Jordin talks about 10 serial killers you may not have heard of from the Rolling Stones article by Melissa Locker. Ryan deciphered Polish for the skin crawling murder of Katarzyna Zowada. This murder will make your Buffalo Bill nightmares come to life. We hope you regularly use lotion!

A word of advice from The Podiac Killer: Never leave your house.

Heller Podiac Killer listeners! We apologize for the late episode but we are struggling over here. It's not Wednesday, it's Friday but we also listen to murder on Fridays... This episode was brought to you by Wicked Clothes, Ryan's YouTube channel and Blood, Sweat & Heels, a film series that is an authentic, entertaining representation of sex workers free from whore-phobia and stereotyping. Ryan stumbles through the disturbing and horrible case of Cary Stayner, the serial killer of the Yosemite National Park. Jordin hitchhikes you through the sound of broken chicken bones in the intense I Survived story of Mary Vincent, Wonder Woman whomst? PSA Cards Against Humanity sucks.

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We have another special episode of The Podiac Killer: Podiac and Fr(amily)iends! On this episode of Podiac and Friends we welcome our "grandmother Peggy" to our traveling studio. Find out why we call her Annie, our next children's book empire, and about how she was kidnapped when she was a child, she's not your average grandma! A grocery store robbery, a possible connection to a series of violence, a confession in Guam and a mysterious University Radio host with all the answers but nowhere to be found. Your ears don't want to miss this!

We are happy to announce that there is no death in this episode!

It's a rainy day here at The Podiac Killer, come experience the sound of murder in the city. What had happened on November 18th? What about the 28th? Lucky for you Jordin tells ya! Think the moon landing was fake? Yeah so do we. Do you praise Satan, and the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina? Yeah, same. Do you want to know 13 facts about Jonestown? Who is Mr. Mugs and why is he so cute? What's your favorite season of Dexter? Would you star in a movie directed by Mark Twitchell? Why are we asking you so many questions?  Have you followed our social media yet? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single?

Don't forget the commissary popcorn for our Dexter marathon!

Welcome to Episode 11 of The Podiac Killer: Karaoke edition! After we butcher some classic Christmas and Karaoke jams Ryan fills you in on the new headliners at Coachella and Jordin ranks them on a scale of 1 - 10. Why is Pegasus the Guardian of Dallas and what's its story? Listen to find out. Ryan reads an article written by our homeboy Jim Goad about the theory of the Smiley Face Killer, don't go swimming in the winter! Jordin gives you a real confirmed reporting of the Vampire Jesus worshiping Marcus Wesson. Trigger warning, this isn't Disney Channel. Also, find out why Ryan hates Thanksgiving (besides the food). Cop the new outro, or fast forward through our rambling.

PS. We apologize for any technical difficulties you may experience while listening, Ryan bought a new mic for all future episodes.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! The Podiac Killer is back from our sabbatical! We apologize for the delay in episodes but life got in the way, some people had social media life crises and others were getting murdered by school. Ryan tells you a weird story about a brick he picked up and when he was possessed by a demon. Jordin spooks us with her friends Haunted House and 13 brutal murders that happened on Halloween, including a triggering Scream mask murderer. Ryan haunts you with the unsolved Villisca Axe Murders, talking about the murders, suspects and the ghosts that haunt the home. Our stepfather/father Jeff also makes an appearance!

Life tip #36: If Jordin offers you a pixie stick don't take it!

This is episode 8 of The Podiac Killer. Grab your tissues and cold medicine because Ryan and Jordin are both deathly ill, we apologize for the sniffles and our sicc voices. We talk about the Mattress Firm conspiracy, BoJack Horseman, and most importantly we have a Charles Dean Bryant UPDATE!! Ryan blows his nose on the obscure unsolved murder of Blair Adams. Follow Blair and his bizarre journey from Canada to Tennessee, where he tells his friends and family someone is trying to kill him then 6 days later... you guessed it, ends up being murdered! Jordin sniffles her way through the murder of Cathy Lamb, where a pepperoni saves the day. Was it her husband Jeffrey (probably) or someone else? R.I.P. Nipper and Dakota you beautiful puppy souls, and of course Cathy. Send us your prayers for a speedy recovery.

Serious question, did you get your mattress from Mattress Firm? Have you ever seen anyone in a Mattress Firm? Do you work at Mattress Firm? We need answers!! #[email protected]

Hello hello hello Podiac Killer listeners this is episode 8! In this episode Jordin fills you in on Dallas serial killer, Charles Albright. Eye See Dead People, but three sex workers can't. Hey bitch, this is a trick you don't want to treat. Taxidermy birds with button eyes, a family trip to see Polio patients, and a prankster with an eye for beautiful eyes. Ryan speed reads another Satanic gospel from Occult Crimes about the Circus of Satan and their friendly entity the Beasts of Satan. What happened to Chiara and Fabio? Fabio's father undergoes his own investigation and busts the police of Italy's balls. Who doesn't love a Black Sabbath singing cult?

Just another fun day at The Podiac Killer because on Wednesdays we listen to murder.

Hello there bitch, this is the 7th episode of The Podiac Killer. We whisper you some ASMR to stimulate your senses, talk about Crocodiles, Debby Ryan and Evan Peters ripping out an IUD. Ryan hands in a 20 page thesis over Bruce McArthur, the most prolific gay serial killer Canada has ever seen. Sexual cannibalistic contracts and a Stephen King connection? Never trust a mall Santa. Jordin sings sweet nothings about the demented Toy-Box Killer, David Parker Ray. This is a Toy-Box you do not want to be apart of. Trigger warning! But don't worry, we will be brushing your face to relieve your anxiety.

Here at The Podiac Killer we want you to stay safe, be careful who you swipe right on and be cautious when you meet anyone online! Yes we are your parents.

Cute date idea #13 Beat each other off in a McDonalds parking lot