We open our February episode with a pun-filled recap of the month's news. In depth cameo discussion ensues! Afterwards, we jump right into the main theme of the episode, BEARS, Beats, Battlestar Galactica! As it turns out, the DKU has "a bunch of fuckin' bears", so many in fact, that we based an entire episode on said carnivorous mammal.

The bear festivities begin with a riveting (and conclusive) debate over Which Brother's Bear is Best? Following this, we dive in to everyone's favorite DKU bear: Banjo! This heroic bear, (and his bear sister, Tooty) highlight a lengthy Banjo-Kazooie/Banjo-Tooie discussion. This leads us to the less famous bear, Boggy, in a brand new segment: Specific Character Segment!

Next, we give a "bearbones" recap of Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. Following this, we finish off with a brand new Forgotten Games, this time focusing on the little gem on the GameBoy Advance: Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge!

I hope you're ready for more bears than you can bear because you're going to hear about all the great Bareware bears!

...Bears.

Hosts: Jeff Onan, Matt Cornah, Ben Sciortino

Editor/Music: Matt Cornah ©2011 www.dkvine.com

It's New Year's Day in PoDKastland and Ben, Jeff and Matt are in a somewhat questionable state. Semi-conscious, semi-sober, not-even-semi-thought-through, the person who thought recording this thing was a good idea WILL BE MADE TO PAY. But the results are nothing if not... real?

That being the case, we apologise for this, the PoDKast at its most painfully unplanned and groggy. It is what it is, which isn't what it isn't. It may or may not feature in-depth analysis of FORTUNE STREET.

Aside from that, your wanker hosts will proceed through a stream-of-barely-consciousness conversation which borders on the insane, but rarely borders on actually having anything to do with Donkey Kong.

...HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Hosts: Jeff Onan, Matt Cornah, Ben Sciortino

Editor/Music: Matt Cornah ©2012 www.dkvine.com

In the wake of Mario Kart 7's (surprisingly recent, considering our utterly inefficient recording schedule) release, we, the uncreative minds of PoDKast Studios bring you this: a racing-themed episode! And you know what? It's every bit as nipple-pleasing as it sounds. So, through variously half-assed links from one poorly-researched element of Mario Kart 7 to another, we attempt to discuss everyone's favourite abortion, Diddy Kong Pilot, in Games that Were Going to be Made but Which Were Aborted at Some Point During Development. After that, further bickering and analysis of Bowser's claw-crotch proximity leads us on, as we then push the very boundaries of audio possibilities with our brain-shattering Donkey Kong Barrel Blast conversation, in Forgotten Games.

I have easy-to-please nipples.

Hosts: Jeff Onan, Matt Cornah, Ben Sciortino

Editor/Music: Matt Cornah ©2011 www.dkvine.com

The PoDKast is back, and tolerable as ever! The Gnu Staff have taken on the production, and with new cast comes new ways to talk about cartoon gorillas. Join Matt, Ben, and Jeff as they awkwardly try to discuss what exactly the DKU even is. From there the conversation transitions (poorly) to Donkey Kong Country's seventeenth anniversary.

After tossing around the classic, the crew discusses Donkey Kong Country's return, and then the similar reprisal attempt Donkey Kong Country 4, in our first Games that Were Going to be Made but Which Were Aborted at Some Point During Development. Finally, we round off the show with a look at what games are coming up on The DKDAR. You might want to cancel your dinner plans because you're going to have a raging perma-boner.

Hosts: Jeff Onan, Matt Cornah, Ben Sciortino

Editor/Music: Matt Cornah ©2011 www.dkvine.com