The Polis Box

The Polis Box

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  • #023. The Pandorica Opens / The Big Bang (aka The Pasta Shape Of Things To Come)
    It's The Polis Box : Episode 23! This time round, we go roman around a bunch of old stones, push for yet another sponsorship deal, entomb the chief executive of the SPFL, offend the Welsh (again) and introduce you to a shipping pairing that no amount of bleach (injected or otherwise) will remove. Oh yeah, and we also put The Pandorica Opens and The Big Bang on trial! Will they be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Who?...
    1 hr 47 min
  • #021. Meglos : aka Ramming Science Up Your Orifice Since 1963
    This month, Lee, Dave and Cameron tackle the prickly subject of Meglos from Series 18 of television's Doctor Who, in which cactuses...cactuseses...cactuseseses?...a big jaggy plant threatens the existence of the Doctor, Romana and some planet or other. And Dobbies Garden Centre. Maybe.
    Also : Dennis Norden and Nicholas Parsons' secret love tryst! The voice of the valleys! And S Club 7! Reach for the stars with the Polis Box : episode 21!
    1 hr 5 min
  • #020. Face The Raven (aka Face John Craven)
    Crows! Companion exits! The boy wizard who shall not be named! A special guest appearance live from Vienna! William Hartnell’s secret tryst with Courtney Love! Copious amounts of swearing (and not from us, for once)! And which Doctor is best to turn to when you need a steak bake in a hurry?
    All this and more as The Polis Box puts Face The Raven on trial!
    58 min
  • #018. Terminus (aka Skirtless & Scientific In IKEA)
    It's The Polis Box Episode 18! This month, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Terminus on trial - it's got the lot! Inadvisable dietary choices! Big dugs! Radiation! The Big Bang (again)! A cut-out-and-keep compendium of stripper names! The Black Guardian putting together some self-assembly furniture! You don't get this on Radio Free Skaro!
    Will Nyssa's swansong be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? It's your decision...
    1 hr 10 min
  • #017. The Return Of Doctor Mysterio (aka Gob Rest You Merry Gentlemen)
    It's The Polis Box Episode 17! This month, Lee, Dave and Cameron put The Return Of Doctor Mysterio on trial in a seasonal episode (only if you're listening to this four months after release). Will Mysterio give us a warm fuzzy yuletide feeling of goodwill or will it be as welcome as spittle on your prized motor from the mouth of an Anfield legend?
    WARNING : This episode, recorded in the midsts of a jelly-baby induced sugar high, contains a variety of unconvincing accents. Apologies to the French, Germans, Scousers...in fact, apologies to everyone. Everywhere. Especially to Mrs Phillips.
    1 hr 3 min
  • #016. The Rescue (aka You Don't Bring A Frog To A Knife Fight And Other Sullied Childhood Memories)
    It's The Polis Box Episode 16! In this month's episode, Lee, Dave and Cameron put The Rescue on trial...a short, sweet nugget of the 1960s or does it just deserve to be pushed down a shallow incline and fed to a man in a sleeping bag? We also discuss the murky world of children's television, the extensive acting CV of a BBC prop that puts Christopher Eccleston to shame and pitch a Jim Henson made remake of Gangs Of New York...
    1 hr 3 min
  • #015. Timeflight (aka How To Teabag A Serving Politician In A Medical Emergency)
    It's The Polis Box Episode 15! In this month's episode, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Timeflight on trial...a much maligned 80s episode but is it's status as whipping boy of the Davison era *really* deserved? We also discuss kicking off with nuns on a train, why Timeflight teaches us that Brexit is going to be alright in the end, at least twenty-thousand instances of the word Concorde and, for the first time ever, bowing to the might of the censors to avoid one of us potentially losing our job...
    1 hr 25 min
  • #014. Earthshock (aka Kevin McCloud Inspects A Wookie's Hole)
    It's The Polis Box Episode 14! In this month's episode, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Earthshock on trial...you know, the one where Adric ends up with horrendously stained and sticky pyjamas...not like that, you filthy beggars. We also discuss alternative careers for Nigel Mansell, fractious family days out, dinosaurs and pitch a brand new home improvement show that Channel 4 would be *mental* to turn down...
    1 hr 26 min

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The podcast that puts Doctor Who in the dock! Join Lee, Dave and Cameron as they establish the one true Doctor Who canon.