The Polis Box

In episode four of The Polis Box, it’s the turn of The Androids Of Tara to stand trial. Lee and Dave mull over the pros and cons of the fourth Key To Time story, but will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? The answer, as ever, is down to you…

Also in the episode : quinoa! Scurrilous rumour! John Barrowman’s wardrobe! A midget rolled in cut hair! And the truth behind the curious case of Mr. Ed and his permanent smile…

We’re back! It’s The Polis Box Episode 3 : You Cannae Shove Your Granny Off A Bus But You Can Belt Her Off A Roof With A Table Lamp (aka Retcon Pollen And The Infinite Sadness).

In this episode, we cover Amy’s Choice from Series 5, Matt Smith’s first season as the befezzed Timelord. Surely such a stone-cold classic of modern Who couldn’t be found guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? Surely. Surely?

We also reveal the results of our polls on Episode 2’s cases, School Reunion and The Two Doctors. Will Lee finally break his duck and get his first successful result? (Probably not). Or will Dave sweep to victory once again? (Most likely). Listen to find out!

We’ve listened to your comments and your feedback, but sadly, your pleading has fallen on deaf ears as Lee and Dave return to put another two episodes of Doctor Who in the dock.

On this week’s episode : we cast our eye over the last fortnight in Doctor Who (now that there’s been some actual news…ish). Bill! Bemused Lineker! Barrowman!

We also put two more episodes of Doctor Who on trial, vying for their place in The Polis Box’s Official Unofficial All-Time Doctor Who Ultimate Canon (Sort Of) – this time round, it’s the turn of dugs and doctors as we make the case for and against School Reunion and The Two Doctors!

After much delay (and some light-entertainment collateral damage), it’s finally time for The Polis Box : Episode One! In this episode, Lee and Dave put The Magician’s Apprentice / The Witch’s Familar and The Sontaran Experiment in the dock. Which, if any, will claim a place in The Polis Box’s Official Unofficial All-Time Doctor Who Ultimate Canon (Sort Of)?

That’s where you come in. Based on the arguments put forward by your rambling hosts, you decide whether the episodes in question should be condemned for crimes against Who or be cleared of all charges and take their rightful place in the canon. Leave all personal feeling at the door, your vote should only be based on the utter nonsense of fools.

Crows! Companion exits! The boy wizard who shall not be named! A special guest appearance live from Vienna! William Hartnell’s secret tryst with Courtney Love! Copious amounts of swearing (and not from us, for once)! And which Doctor is best to turn to when you need a steak bake in a hurry?

All this and more as The Polis Box puts Face The Raven on trial!

Scringestones! Offensive attempts at regional accents! Vegetable-based gameshows! Shergar! How much can Jon Pertwee be bought for? Does Tom Baker taste of LSD? Police interventions! And the Ribos Operation on trial! All this and more as The Polis Box returns!

Scringestones! Offensive attempts at regional accents! Vegetable-based gameshows! Shergar! How much can Jon Pertwee be bought for? Does Tom Baker taste of LSD? Police interventions! And the Ribos Operation! All this and more as The Polis Box returns!

It's The Polis Box Episode 18! This month, Lee, Dave and Cameron put Terminus on trial - it's got the lot! Inadvisable dietary choices! Big dugs! Radiation! The Big Bang (again)! A cut-out-and-keep compendium of stripper names! The Black Guardian putting together some self-assembly furniture! You don't get this on Radio Free Skaro!

Will Nyssa's swansong be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? It's your decision...

It's The Polis Box Episode 17! This month, Lee, Dave and Cameron put The Return Of Doctor Mysterio on trial in a seasonal episode (only if you're listening to this four months after release). Will Mysterio give us a warm fuzzy yuletide feeling of goodwill or will it be as welcome as spittle on your prized motor from the mouth of an Anfield legend?

WARNING : This episode, recorded in the midsts of a jelly-baby induced sugar high, contains a variety of unconvincing accents. Apologies to the French, Germans, Scousers...in fact, apologies to everyone. Everywhere. Especially to Mrs Phillips.

It's The Polis Box Episode 16! In this month's episode, Lee, Dave and Cameron put The Rescue on trial...a short, sweet nugget of the 1960s or does it just deserve to be pushed down a shallow incline and fed to a man in a sleeping bag? We also discuss the murky world of children's television, the extensive acting CV of a BBC prop that puts Christopher Eccleston to shame and pitch a Jim Henson made remake of Gangs Of New York...