WE ARE KICKING OFF A WHOLE ASS SERIES ON YEP! TRAIN MOVIES!!! STOKE THOSE ENGINES CAUSE ITS TIME TO CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO BITCHES!!! ENJOY OUR EPISODE ON 1995'S STEVEN SEAGAL VEHICLE "UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY" DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIAS @PORCELAINTHRONEPOD AND ON TWITCH @PORCELAINTHRONEGAMES!!!

YET AGAIN A SHEER LACK OF RACCOONS!!! CAN YOU FRICKING BELIEVE IT?!?! GIVE US CARTOON RACCOONS OR GIVE US DEATH!!!!!

JOIN US THIS WEEK AS WE KICK OFF THE NEW YEAR WITH NEW MOVIES. WE DISCUSS NIC'S FREAK OUTS, THE PLOT, THE FINER POINTS OF SOLAR POWER, AND UNVEIL A SLEW OF NEW CHRIST PUNCH FLAVOURS!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE PORCELAIN THRONE STUDIOS, ENJOY THIS UNEDITED SLIGHTLY DRUNKED CHRISTMAS EPISODE, WE ALL DO OUR BEST ARNIE IMPERSONATION, DISCUSS THE LIFE AND TIMES OF PHIL HARTMAN, AND THE GREATEST COMEDIC TALENT OF THE 90S THE ONE AND ONLY SINBAD!

JOIN THE BOYS THIS WEEK FOR OUR SECOND OF THREE CHRISTMAS EPISODES! THEY DISCUSS JUDGE REINHOLDS PARENTS UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT WITH HIS CAREER PATH, CAN YOU DRUNK DRIVE A TRACTOR? WAS THAT KNIFE A HINKLE?! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAUNDRY AND A TRASH CHUTE, AND THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF THE ONE AND ONLY CREED!!!! 

MERRY CHRISTMAS/KRAMPUSNACHT, THIS WEEK THE BOYS DISCUSS 2015'S KRAMPUS, JOIN US FOR ALL THE KILLS, THRILLS, AND CHILLS. GET OUT THOSE UMBRELLAS CAUSE THE SNOW IS MADE OF DIAPERS?! TAKE A DEEPER LUKE FOR MORE INFO!!!

TO CLOSE OUT OUR NO NUT NOVEMBER WE WATCHED THE MILA JOVOVICH/MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ EPIC "RESIDENT EVIL" (2002). JOIN US THIS WEEK AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THE PLOT, THE FACTS, THE SHEER LACK OF RACCOONS IN RACCOON CITY, PROPER PIPE STORAGE, AND "TALKIN TRAINS" MAKES ITS OFFICIAL DEBUT!!!! ENJOY!!!!!

JOIN US FOR OUR 1ST OF 2 FEMALE LEAD VIDEO GAME MOVIES FOR OUR NO NUT NOVEMBER SERIES!!! CATCH UP ON THE PLOT OF TOMB RAIDER, HOW MUCH ANGELINA JOLIE LOOKS LIKE JOHN VOIGHT, AND WHETHER OR NOT A TOWEL CONSTITUTES AS AN "OUTFIT". ALSO WE RANK ALL THE DEATHS FROM OUR OCTOBER SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE SERIES!!! RANK AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS AND SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

JOIN THE PORCELAIN THRONE CREW THIS WEEK FOR THE FINALE OF THE SPOOKY THRONE BONE ZONE!!! WE WATCHED 1978'S HALLOWEEN!! PLOT, KILLS, COUNTS, AND JUST HOW GOOD OF A TRADESMAN WOULD MICHAEL MYERS MAKE!? LISTEN TO THIS WEEKS EPISODE AND FIND OUT!!

JOIN US FOR OUR PENULTIMATE HALLOWEEN SPOOK SHOW! WE DISCUSS THE PLOT, THE KILLS, AND LUKE PUTS ON HIS LEATHERFACE LAWYER CAP AND EXPLAINS TO US WHY LEATHERFACE IS AN INNOCENT SIMPLETON PROTECTING HIS FAMILIES LAND FROM DRUGGED OUT DRIFTERS?!?!?!