A secret passageway leads to a hidden door in The Master’s study… and he is about to receive a very important phone call...

Head Porter searches one of the oldest and less-used areas of College for the Lord Layton painting, taking his trusty Deputy with him.

Head Porter has a plan, The Master visits the Porters’ Lodge and the The Dean is in the mood for drinking (again).

Who is the mysterious, sinister-sounding fellow lurking outside The Dean’s rooms? And why is Hugh hanging about there too?

Has someone made The Dean an offer he can’t refuse?

Hugh from the Unlikely Law Association makes himself at home at Old College - but does he know more than he is letting on?

Just when things were going quite well, a pigeon puts Deputy Head Porter in a tricky position.

Deputy Head Porter deploys her plan to put the rest of College off the scent that the Lord Layton painting is missing.

Lunch is ruined by the disappearance of a valuable masterpiece. Better hope The Dean doesn’t find out...

As Deputy Head Porter begrudgingly tolerates the British weather and the general public, we learn a bit more about Head Porter and why he is such a grumpy bugger. But - Porter is very excitable about something - what has happened?!