The Post Credits

Rhode Island is not okay. 🦞

Adelia and Brandi are back to break down Season 1 Episode 10 of Real Housewives of Rhode Island — and based on what's been building all season, this one has receipts. The drama is stacking, the alliances are cracking, and someone is definitely going to say something they can't take back.

We're doing a full spoiler review, so if you haven't watched yet — go watch and come back. We'll be here.

Justin reviews "Chapter 9: Strange Allies" and "Chapter 10: The Dark Lord" of Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord, now streaming on Disney+!

The season finale dropped on Star Wars Day — and it delivered. Dryden Vos arrives with an offer Maul can't refuse: take out his boss, and Crimson Dawn is yours. With that, an unlikely alliance forms as Maul, the Jedi, and the Lawsons are forced to fight their way out of Janix together. But Darth Vader himself shows up to clean up the mess the Inquisitors couldn't finish — and the combined might of Devon, Master Daki, and Maul is no match for the Dark Lord. Season 1 ends with Maul one step closer to becoming the shadow puppet master we know from Solo, and Devon standing at the edge of a very dark path.

⚠️ SPOILER WARNING — This review is spoiler-filled. Watch the episodes first!

Justin reviews "Chapter 7: Call to Oblivion" and "Chapter 8: The Creeping Fear" of Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord, streaming now on Disney+!

The Empire tightens its grip on Janix as a second Inquisitor — the Eleventh Brother — joins Marrok in the hunt. Maul's crew fractures under the pressure, with betrayal and tragedy hitting the Shadow Collective hard. Then, in episode 8, Maul is forced to confront something far more dangerous than any Inquisitor: his own past. Force-induced visions drag him back to Dathomir, to Savage, to the brutal training under Darth Sidious himself — and the haunting question of why he could never break free. Meanwhile, Devon is inching closer to Maul's side, Rylee is in Imperial custody, and the finale is set up with a massive tease: Dryden Vos and Crimson Dawn are coming to Janix.

⚠️ SPOILER WARNING — This review is spoiler-filled. Watch the episodes first!

Justin reviews "Chapter 5: Inquisition" and "Chapter 6: Night of the Hunted" of Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord, streaming now on Disney+!

The Empire has a stranglehold on Janix City — stormtroopers on every corner, off-world travel locked down, and Captain Lawson declared a fugitive for treason. But the real threat arrives in the form of Marrok, a Jedi-hunting Inquisitor with Devon and Master Daki squarely in his sights. Maul steps in to protect his would-be apprentice, setting up a thrilling lightsaber showdown — and Devon is starting to come around to Maul's way of thinking. Then, in the final moments of episode 6, Marrok reports back to his master... and the silhouette on the other end of that call changes everything.

⚠️ SPOILER WARNING — This review is spoiler-filled. Watch the episodes first!

Brandi's excited, but tired. Adelia's just tired.

Let's talk episode 9 of RHORI!

"Slam pig." That's where we ended up. 🦞

Adelia and Brandi are breaking down the most chaotic episode of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island yet — and honestly, "Splitting Hairs" delivered on every front.

Kelsey moved into a new apartment (paid for by her ex). Jo-Ellen confronted her mom about her childhood. And Alicia sat through what had to be the most uncomfortable dinner in Rhode Island history, dreading the moment she'd have to tell Rulla about the cheating video.

Meanwhile, Rosie had Kelsey over for a haircut — which, predictably, did not end well. The fight escalated until Rosie was accusing Kelsey's "sugar daddy" of buying her Miss Rhode Island title, Kelsey got physically shoved out of the house, and production had to step in. And then Kelsey came back. Of course she did.

On a completely different emotional register, Jo-Ellen visited her childhood home with her mother and unpacked some genuinely heavy family history. The tonal whiplash of this episode was something.

Adelia did not sign up for any of this. Brandi is watching from just across the Massachusetts border, completely unbothered. The chaos has officially peaked. (Probably.)

Two episodes. Double the chaos. The Ocean State giveth and it giveth some more. 🦞

Adelia and Brandi are back with a combined review of Episodes 6 AND 7 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island — because apparently one episode's worth of drama wasn't enough this week.

In Episode 6, the ladies pack up and head to Newport for the group's first cast trip — which in Rhode Island means a 30-minute Uber to somewhere else in Rhode Island. Rulla is conspicuously absent. Kelsey drops the bombshell that she's ending her relationship with her older, very wealthy boyfriend (yes, the one with 79 TVs). Alicia hosts a doll tea party at a 29-bedroom mansion, because of course she does. And with masks on, then masks off, alliances start shifting and no one is playing nice.

Then in Episode 7, the Newport trip wraps up and things get deeply personal — and deeply unhinged. Alicia talks to her dolls. Jo-Ellen reveals she was sent away three times as a kid, starting in seventh grade, in one of the most gut-wrenching conversations of the season. Alicia breaks down about her absent father. Rosie and Kelsey finally have a real one-on-one and actually make some progress. Liz gets called "Lamby Liz." Ashley's son ends up in the hospital. Boris the 23-year-old butler takes his shirt off. And somewhere in there we learn Jo-Ellen hooked up with Kelsey's ex — loudly, apparently — and Kelsey has thoughts about the location. Oh, and the Brian video? It's bad. Five-minute hug, ass grab, kiss — filmed through a car window two days before the polo match. Jo-Ellen has her proof. Nobody wants to be the one to show Rulla. They look at Alicia. Alicia says "not it." To be continued.

Adelia still hates reality TV. Brandi is watching from just across the Massachusetts border. They are covering TWO episodes tonight and no one is prepared.

The Ocean State took to the water. The drama did not stay on shore. 🦞

Adelia and Brandi are back for episode five of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island — and this week, the cast decided that a fun boat day was a good idea. It was not a good idea.

Kelsey Swanson confronts Rosie DiMare for failing to credit her hairstyling work on social media, and it escalates in the way that only a Housewives argument can when everyone is trapped on a boat together with nowhere to go. Meanwhile, the group heads to Newport Polo — which is exactly the setting this cast was made for — and Jo-Ellen Tiberi spots yet another Instagram post from the woman allegedly involved with Rulla's husband Brian. Brian, for his part, shows up to the event without his wedding ring. Brian. Without his wedding ring. At a public group outing. With his wife's friends.

The Rulla-Jo-Ellen tension continues to build, the alliances keep shifting, and Adelia is watching all of this with the expression of someone who has made a series of choices she can no longer undo.

Adelia still hates reality TV. Brandi is watching from just across the Massachusetts border. Brian left his ring at home.

Season 2 of Happy's Place just wrapped and we have THOUGHTS. 😤🍺

We're breaking down BOTH finale episodes — "Everyone's a Critic" (Ep. 17) and "Couples Counseling" (Ep. 18) — and there's a lot to unpack. First, Bobbie and Isabella decide to give the tavern staff performance reviews… and Isabella's "compliment sandwich" approach goes exactly as well as you'd expect. 😬

Then in the finale, a business dispute between the sisters sends them straight to couples counseling with the most unorthodox therapist ever — and yes, that's Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family!) playing Dr. Russell Peabody III. Meanwhile, Emmett finally tries to break things off with Monica… and the fallout is MESSY. And Bobbie? She had something to say to Emmett. Did she get the chance to say it? 👀

We're giving you our full honest reactions, what worked, what left us wanting more, and where we think things are headed for Season 3 (which is already confirmed, by the way! 🎉).

The Ocean State's friendships are officially on the tracks — and at least one of them is about to derail. 🦞

Adelia and Brandi are back for episode four of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and things are getting messier by the week.

Coming off their explosive blowup at Gerry's birthday party, Liz and Kelsey are forced to actually sit with what happened and figure out if their friendship survives Hurricane Liz making landfall. Meanwhile, Rulla brings her marriage drama to Alicia's family lunch, where Alicia's aunts have some very wise — and very Italian — words about what she should do. Noted, aunties.

And then there's the railroad excursion. A fun group outing! A scenic ride! What could go wrong? Apparently everything, because by the end of it, Alicia and Rosie's friendship is the one in danger of going off the rails.

Adelia still hates reality TV. Brandi is watching from just across the Massachusetts border and has thoughts. The aunties have spoken.