Summer is here and we have a bunch of nonsense to talk about. Are there any standing Long John Silver's that have been built in the new millennia? Sarah has a theory about Michael Jackson that will blow your socks off. Suzie's granny has been reading some romance novels and is blurring the lines between fantasy and reality.

There is some strange news a brewin' on our local facebook. It may or may not have to do with a creepy white van...Anyways..Kati found out something interesting about her heritage and decided to dig into it on this week's episode. Tune into find out who the heck Abner Vance was!

This is a very exciting episode where we compare two different trips taken by Suzie and Kati. Suzie went to a taxidermy museum and Kati went to see the Sistine Chapel. Besides that we go down a checklist to see how Italy stacks up against Kentucky.

We are 2 years old...and then some. Our podcast passed the 2 year mark and can you believe it? We're still here! Thanks to everyone who has supported us for two years!!  Someone else's birthday is coming up...Trigger warning: if you were traumatized by those Six Flags commercials you might hate this episode. Breaker breaker 1-9 Suzie hates the grass..over.  Ludacris is coming to the fair and you know we are going. 

Who is going to the science fair?? Not us, that's who! We decided to talk about some of our favorite assignments from school. Does anyone remember that kid that put an egg in vinegar? Sarah cooked a hotdog in a shoe box and read one book. Kati says kids always cried in speech class. Suzie loves dioramas...not to be confused with diarrhea...which she is also familiar with.

Quit playing games with our heart!! We talk about where we have been on our hiatus. Our prayer requests involve some silly little animal stories. Suzie sees a suicidal squirrel every day and is concerned. Sarah enlightens us as to why churches have steeples. 

This episode we talk about our favorite games from our childhood. Connect 4, Operation, Mad Gab, Guess Who...you get it! Listen to hear us be stupid as usual.

Bonus content: prank calls!

We have some super silly shares with our prayer requests. Easter = Church Prom. Has Easter Sunday ever really been the same since Payless closed? Sarah is pretty good with a slingshot, turns out. Kati's grandma shares a little Appalachian remedy for a tummy ache. 

Sarah takes us on an excursion into the dark depths of the earth. Some of y'all may have heard about Lost World Caverns or even....Batboy?? Well, get ready to hear some facts you've never heard in your life! This is a very fun AND stupid episode, as usual. WE DISCUSS THE WEIRDEST GUINNESS WORLD RECORD THAT WAS SET INSIDE THE CAVE!
 

You got yourself a fishin' license? Listen to us tell our famous fish tales. Great fish content coming atcha! Get it while its hot! Suzie likes to keep her bait in her pocket, Sarah's pawpaw is a pro, and Kati saved a fish in an igloo cooler to take it to the bar to show her mom. Stuff you just gotta hear to believe. Listen now.

Sarah didn't know Kati had bangs...should we be worried?? Suzie is the queen of finding funny bumper stickers. What is the most "poplar" tree?? So many mushrooms so little time. Listen to us talk about mushrooms and edible flowers. Is it the partridge family or a partridge berry??