“What’s the boss crow’s crossbow cost bro?” 

Current events are important. Let’s talk about them. 

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Songs: 

1. A selection from IRSglitch v1.0 

2. Holiday Rob - Nothing Great 

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Satanic Music —> Babylon Fire

“This jellyfish is very vicious.” 

When it comes to Iggies, be more like Pop, less like Azalea. There’s a lot to talk about this week, from the usual quarantaintment recommendations to the goddamn motherfucking revolution. Be safe out there. 

It’s been a year since we brought the podcast back from the dead. We did 42 episodes in that time. Our audience is small, but it is mighty. If you enjoy our humble podcast, tell a friend. We’re not trying to change the world or make a million dollars advertising; we just wanna make a some friends have a good time. Hit us up on the socials, say hello if you’re so inclined. Thanks for listening!

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

IG: 

@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Xbox Live: 

LowkiSapfoot 

Songs: 

1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Control 

2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival 

3. Holiday Sail - No War 

4. Holiday Rob - Blue 

“In an indeterminable interim, an intern entered, interred in turn.” 

Lowki and Rob cut their own damn hair, so when you see us in this week’s cover photo looking absolutely dapper as shit, don’t be judging us, thinking we’re out visiting hairdressers and whatnot.

Lowki’s sleepy, Rob seems to feel just fine, and we’re talking about more movies, shows and video games; all the ways to pass the time as we await the end of days in this slow motion apocalypse. Did I type out all the titles of films we talked about last week? Yes. Am I doing that this week? Nope. Shrug emoji.

Tangents include preferred cannabis smoking methods, dinosaurs and their oily legacy, a Harry Potter “Harry Potter” name-say supercut, and an extreme makeover show called “Guantanamo Heeey!”

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

IG: 

@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Songs: 

1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Boom Bap 

2. Holiday Sail - Drea’s Song 

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid

“Beguiled, beleaguered big league leaders.” 

Rob and Lowki are back, blabbering on about movies such as Red Letter Media’s “Space Cop,” 90’s high school garbage flick “Get Over It,” Jean Renoir’s “Le Grande Illusion” from 1937, early 80’s exploitation monster movie “Q The Winged Serpent,” and the classic Vincent Price old-dark-house thriller “House On Haunted Hill.”

Editorial note: Lowki didn’t make the Ouroboros instrumental, Rob did! Lowki added the Terence McKenna samples, Mark from BWFLR added live drums. 

Also, Lowki kept saying “Q The Flying Serpent” instead of “Q The Winged Serpent,” cuz he was very, very high.

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

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@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Songs: 

1. Lowki Sapfoot - Ouroboros 

2. Holiday Sail - Better Than 

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Monster

“Tender wine in wintertime intertwined with twin turbines.” 

We’re back again. Lowki’s on a hiatus from smoking constant cannabis (“lowatus?”) and really trying his best to enjoy Travis Scott. Rob’s watching 1980’s vacation-comedy genre movies, Princess Mononoke, and doing endless yardwork. Listen to us ramble and describe an epic battle between t-rexes and chickens. Look up 1,000 t-rexes vs 80,000 chickens on the youtube and watch along with us! 

Check out Rob’s Fast Heart Mart documentary: https://youtu.be/xhuWPXMLn9E

Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog: 

http://uplantica.sport.blog 

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

IG: 

@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Songs: 

1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Lazy Dog

2. Fast Heart Mart - ???

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Privatized Survival

“‘This current currency current’s occurrence is cursed.” 

Lowki’s got the kidney stones, Rob is all alone in quarantine with a swollen liver, and we’re here to debate the merits of injecting bleach versus snorting comet. Rob talks about watching Spirited Away, Grave of the Fireflies, and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Lowki rambles about The Midnight Gospel. Rob’s playing Breath of the Wild, Lowki’s playing NBA2K, both are complaining about their ailments.

(Echols is Damien’s last name.)

Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog: 

http://uplantica.sport.blog 

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

IG: 

@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Songs: 

1. Marco Cholo - Sovereign Nation 

2. Feels Like Sunday - 5th Gear 

3. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Babylon Fire 

“‘The irresponsible despot Ray’s spray bottles pray potholes away, so the Rasta desperados’ll say.” 

Lowki and Rob are taking a break from talking about the current distressing state of things to bring you a Five Finger Discourse episode. Rob presents the top five shows he’s ever played, and Lowki breaks down his top five NES games. Plus, we feature music by Dust City Opera, Zack Freeman, and IRSglitch.

Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog: 

http://uplantica.sport.blog 

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

IG: 

@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Songs: 

1. Dust City Opera - An Okay Way To Go 

2. Zack Freeman - Get It How You Live 

3. A selection from IRSglitch v1.0 

“Spilt milk misspelled's svelte melt.” 

Holiday Rob and Lowki are hanging in there and bringing you another extended podcast to combat your boredom. Cozy up, but stay six feet back. Rob talks about “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood,” Lowki talks about “Evil Bong,” they discuss the ethics of being a ghost, and so gosh darned much more. Have you guys heard about this virus? Wild stuff.

(Evil Bong 3 is known as both “Evil Bong 3: Reefer Madness” and “Evil Bong 3D: Wrath of Bong.”)

Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog: 

http://uplantica.sport.blog 

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

IG: 

@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Songs: 

1. A selection from IRSglitch v1.0

2. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Not Afraid

3. Holiday Sail - Better Than

“‘To be labeled a belabored labial labyrinth’s beloved avarice.” 

The boys are back for more quarantine contagertainment. An extra long intro full of quarantine pastime recommendations leads to discussion about the uncomfortable topic of choosing who lives and dies when resources break down in a crisis, but then takes a delightful turn to poo-poo humor.

Check out Lowki’s Uplantica fictional baseball blog: 

http://uplantica.sport.blog 

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

IG: 

@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Songs: 

1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - Make It Red 

2. Lowki Sapfoot - Do It Now 

3. Holiday Sail - Everyday Tune

“‘Zat Spazz Hedley’s heady, deadly spaghetti medley ya fed me, Betty?” 

We’re here with an extra long ‘cast to help you through these simultaneously terrifying and boring times. Lowki and Rob, gabbing about all things viral. We’ve got a quarantine survival guide, and plenty of 311 Day reminiscing. 

(Jack’s last name is Packard.)

Twitter: 

@holidayrob 

@sapfoot 

IG: 

@sapfoot 

@holidayrobb 

@tpwe.pod 

Tik Tok: 

@holidayrob 

Songs: 

1. Bat Wings For Lab Rats - (Deal)/Privatized Survival 

2. Holiday Sail - Empires Fall 

3. Lowki Sapfoot - Dancing On My Grave