The Punching Judys

The Punching Judys

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  • Bad Advice: Bridezilla From Hell & A Tattle Tale

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    Ruby and Louvel dive headfirst into the spicy world of secret OnlyFans accounts, where the real scandal isn’t the content—it’s the fact that someone’s spouse is clueless while their "loyal" friend is wants to play FBI informant. The Judys debate: Is it worse to monetize your side hustle in peace or to trust a tattletale who clearly missed their calling as a soap opera villain? Moral of the story? If you’re gonna keep secrets, maybe don’t tell the one friend who still thinks group chats are a safe space.  

    Next up, a bridezilla serves up some nonsense by asking her friend to be a bridesmaid only to ask her just days before the event to get a witness protection-level makeover. The Judys are not surprised as they dissect this less than charming trend of treating bridesmaids like Pinterest props. Spoiler: The only thing that should be altered here is the bride’s attitude.

    - Secret OnlyFans  

    - Spouse betrayal  

    - Tattletale friend  

    - Bridesmaid drama  

    - Bridezilla demands  

    - Wedding makeover pressure  

    - Toxic friendships  

    - Marriage secrets  

    - Online side hustles  

    - Friendship betrayal  

    - Wedding aesthetics  

    - Judgy friends  

      

    #OnlyFansDrama  

    #Bridezilla

    #TattleTaleFriend  

    #SecretSpouseStories  

    #WeddingPressure

    #PunchingJudyPodcast  

    #ToxicBridezilla  

    #SideHustleSecrets  

    #FriendshipFails   

    #DontMessWithTheJudys

    #SayNoToTheDressCode



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    27 min
  • Girl is Trippin!

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    Louvel is completely drained, her energy sapped from the relentless demands of life, but Ruby is buzzing with excitement! She’s just returned from a fantastic getaway to the Oregon coast, with a weirdly askew stopover in Portland. The trip was meant to be a shared adventure with Michael, but things took an unexpected turn when his idea of a trip veered into entirely different territory—one that Ruby hadn’t signed up for. As plans unraveled, Ruby found ways to enjoy the journey on her own terms, returning with stories and a renewed spirit.  


    Louvel may be dragging herself through the day in last night’s lashes, but that won’t stop her from playing drill sergeant to Ruby’s newfound fitness phase. Between exaggerated sighs and sips of an iced latte (that definitely counts as hydration),she’s barking orders like, “Ruby, if you’re not sweating glitter, you’re not working hard enough!" Meanwhile, Ruby’s suddenly chummy with their neighbor Suzempic—(coincidence?) Louvel thinks not. Tune in for a Ruby’s crazy travelogue and Louvels health advice on this weeks episode of The Punching Judys! 


    Drag queen fitness  

    Wellness drama  

    Ozempic 

    Comedy podcast  

    Glitter and gains  

    Exhausted but iconic  

    Shady neighbors  

    Campy self-improvement  

    Ruby vs. Louvel  

    Fitness   


    #GirlisTrippin

    #ThePunchingJudys 

    #DragQueenWellness

    #SweatinToTheJudys  

    #OzempicShade

    #FitForAQueen  

    #PodcastDrama  

    #LouvelVsRuby #WellnessButMakeItCamp

    #dragDramady

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    34 min
  • Bad Advice: Baby Names & Dating Games

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    With a blend of sharp wit and shameless nonsense, Ruby and Louvel turn everyday problems into comedic gold. Whether it’s dissecting dating disasters or meddling family drama, their "help" is anything but helpful—but you’ll laugh too hard to care. Don’t expect solutions; expect chaos, questionable logic, and the kind of advice that makes you gasp before you giggle. After all, why make good choices when bad ones are so much more fun? Subscribe now for your weekly dose of terrible ideas!

    in this episode, Ruby and Louvel dive headfirst into life's most pressing (and often absurd) dilemmas, offering hilariously questionable guidance you definitely shouldn’t follow. In this episode, they tackle two thorny issues: First, when a would-be romantic connection fizzles, whose fault is it really? If you stop to help a stranger and end up missing a date, are you a hero—or a zero? Ruby and Louvel debate with their trademark mix of chaos and charm, leaving you more confused than when you started. Then, they take on a grandma who rechristens  her grandchild’s "unsophisticated" name. Will they suggest a dignified compromise or something far more ridiculous? Tune in for their worst takes yet—because sometimes, bad advice is the most entertaining kind. 


    -The Punching Judys

    - Bad advice comedy podcast  

    - Dating disasters  

    - Missed connections  

    - Whose fault is it?  

    - Flaky dates  

    - Romantic responsibility  

    - Helping others vs. dating  

    - Family naming drama  

    - Baby name arguments  

    - Unclassy baby names  

    - Meddling mothers  

    - Grandparent opinions  

    - Hilarious relationship advice  

    - Terrible life tips  

    - Comedic debates  

    - Absurd dilemmas  


     


    #ThePunchingJudys #BadAdviceHour #RubyAndLouvel #ComedyPodcast #TerribleAdvice #PodcastHumor  

    #DatingDrama #WhoseFaultIsIt #FlakyDates #MissedConnections #Ghosting #DateFail #RomanticProblems  

    #BabyNameDrama #NamingProblems #UnclassyNames #FamilyOpinions #MeddlingMoms #GrandparentProblems #NameShaming  

    #HilariousTakes #WorstAdviceEver #SarcasticAdvice #ChaoticPodcast #NoRegrets #LaughOutLoud  


     



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    32 min
  • Pride and Pestilence!

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    Miss Ruby and Louvel stumble into this episode like two glitter-covered zombies fresh from the Pride month apocalypse. Ruby’s voice is part sultry songstress, part congested seagull, while is basically burnt toast…turns out, hosting a million private events and belting karaoke anthems for the masses isn’t, technically, self-care. The duo bond over their shared misery, swapping stories of performances so intense they literally bedridden themselves. 

    Ruby drops the bombshell that she’s about to hit the road with her new beau, Michael, which will definitely determine their future direction as a couple, let’s face it, if you can travel together, you can get through a lot! Meanwhile, Louvel teases an exciting  holiday event in the works—because if there’s one thing she loves, it’s leaving us all in suspense (and possibly needing more bed rest). 

    #ThePunchingJudy’s

     #PrideMonthHangover 

    #KaraokeCrimes

     #SickButFabulous

     #RoadTripRomance 

    #HolidayTease 

    #GlitterRecovery 

    #PodcastAfterDark

     #LouvelVsRuby 

     #TheOnlyWinnerIsChaos 

    #AdultingUnlocked

    `#NewBoyfriendAlert 

    #RubyReview 

    #ThPunchingJudys

    #GloriousDumpsterFire

    #NewBoyfriendAlert

    #HoldOntoYourWigs



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    36 min
  • Bad Advice: A Tale Of Two Biddies

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    Hold onto your ethically dubious hats! This week, Louvel and Ruby dive headfirst into the murky karmic waters of bad service. Is passive-aggressively keeping the change the rude and apathetic cashier cosmic justice or just you being petty? Does karma really have a special file for large  retailers? We're dissecting the deliciously petty revenge fantasies and questionable life choices that bubble up when service goes south. Consider it a philosophical dunk tank for your grumpiest customer experiences.


    But wait! The plot thickens faster than lumpy gravy as we pivot to a tale of double bamboozlement. Picture this: a brand-spanking-new husband and a mother-in-law who might just be as a a genuine villain. How deep does the familial deception go? Louvel and Ruby unpack this matrimonial minefield with the forensic precision of detectives sifting through glitter at a bachelorette party. Trust us, you've never heard "happily ever after" sound quite so... complicated. Buckle up!




    Bad service ethics, Karma revenge, Customer rage, Mother-in-law drama, Marriage deception, Family betrayal, Bamboozled spouse, Petty revenge, Service industry horror, Comedic ethics, Relationship chaos, Podcast comedy  




    #KarmaEthics #BadService #CustomerRage #BamboozledBrides #MotherInLawDrama #MarriageMindGames #PettyRevenge #FamilyBetrayal  


    #SnarkyPodcast #DarkComedy #RelatableChaos #PodcastHumor #EthicsDebate  


     

    #ServiceSins #KarmicJustice #HusbandBamboozle #MILDeception #PunchingJudys  


     

    #NewEpisode #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast #PodcastersOfInstagram #StorytimePodcast  

    #dragpuppet #lgbtqpodcast #gayimprovcomedy


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    28 min
  • Boxes & Boytoys

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    Hold onto your wigs, the Punching Judys are back and swinging! Season 2 kicks off with co-host carnage: Louvel vs. Ruby – Lawsuit Edition! (Spoiler: The only winner is chaos). Ruby's busy diagnosing Pee-wee Herman's life choices while Louvel casually announces her escape to a solo apartment (Adulting is happening!) 


    But wait! Ruby's got a new man – prepare for forensic analysis and Louvels forensic commentary. It's a glorious dumpster fire of moving boxes, questionable romantic prospects, family baggage, and Herman-esque existential dread. Pure, uncut Punching Judy joy!!! Grab your popcorn (and maybe a lawyer), the drama is deliciously overwhelming.


    Punching Judys, Season 2, podcast episode, Louvel vs Ruby, co-host lawsuit, moving out, adulting, new boyfriend, Ruby's review, Pee-wee Herman documentary, Aunt Lou, family drama, chaotic podcast, funny podcast, reality podcast, drama podcast, co-host drama, moving chaos, relationship analysis, existential dread, dumpster fire.

     #LouvelVsRuby #HostileTakeover #CoHostCarnage #PodcastCourt #SueMe #TheOnlyWinnerIsChaos #LegalDrama (ironic)`


     #AdultingUnlocked #SoloApartment #MovingOut #BoxesOfChaos #LeaseOnLife #ExitStageLouvel`

     `#NewBoyfriendAlert #RubyReview #ForensicRomance #PeeWeeHerman #PeeWeesBigAnalysis #QuestionableProspects #LifeChoices`


    #PunchingJudys

    #LouvelVsRuby

    #GloriousDumpsterFire

    #AdultingUnlocked

    #NewBoyfriendAlert

    #PeeWeesBigAnalysis

    #ChaosTheory

    #HoldOntoYourWigs

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    35 min
  • It's New ... Watch For Season Two!

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    That’s right, folks—The Punching Judys are BACK for Season Two, and the chaos starts June 8th! Louvel and Miss Ruby are suiting up to bicker, spar, and share questionable life choices, with absolutely zero apologies. Will there be flying chairs? Possibly. Will there be dramatic monologues mid-punch? Absolutely. Will anyone remember why they started fighting in the first place? Not likely.

    So mark your calendars, hide your fragile valuables, and prepare for the unhinged madness. Let the  chaos COMMENCE!

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    2 min
  • Ransom Note Rendezvous

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    Miss Ruby is ready to pop the champagne and celebrate Louvel’s grand return… except Louvel is nowhere to be found. Instead, in strolls Christopher, some poor assistant holding a ransom note like he’s in a bad film noir. But Miss Ruby? She’s got a podcast to film, darling! No time for kidnappings! So, she drags Christopher into the co-host chair, and the two dive into new movies—including one Miss Ruby wanted* to love (but, tragically, just couldn’t.)

    Just when you think the chaos can’t escalate, BAM—a shocking twist drops like a mic at a drag show. And how do the girls wrap Season One? You’ll just have to watch the episode to see. Stay tuned for Season Two, because the drama is far from over, sweeties!

    Keywords:
    Season finale drama, missing cohost, ransom note chaos, last-minute replacement, forced cohost chemistry, movie reviews, Daniel Craig queer film, films we wanted to love, shocking twist ending, big chair finale, Punching Judy podcast, chaotic podcast energy, unhinged season wrap-up  

    Hashtags:
    #PunchingJudy
    #SeasonFinaleChaos #WhereIsLouvel
    #RansomNoteDrama #LastMinuteCohost #MoviePodcast #DanielCraigQueer
    #FilmsWeLoveToHate  #ShockingTwist  #PodcastFinale#SeasonTwoComing
    #UnhingedPodcasting #MissRubyRunsTheShow
    #ChaoticGood

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    40 min
  • Clipitty-Doo-Dah: The Best of The Punching Judys - Season One

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    In this special episode of The Punching Judys, Louvel might still be recovering, but that doesn’t stop the Judy’s from throwing a full-blown celebration for their 24th episode! Packed with never-before-seen bloopers, hilarious behind-the-scenes moments, and plenty of chaotic energy, this episode is a love letter to the wild ride of Season One. From outrageous takes to uncontrollable laughter, the Judy’s revisit their favorite memories, share some truly questionable advice, and prove once again why their dynamic is pure gold.  


    But wait—there’s more! As a special treat, the Judy’s debut an exclusive clip from an unreleased pilot episode, giving fans a sneak peek at how it all started. Whether they’re playfully bickering, gushing over their favorite moments, or just reveling in the joy of their shared chaos, this episode is a must-watch for anyone who loves unfiltered fun. So buckle up for bad advice, unchecked hilarity, and a whole lot of Judy’s magic—it’s a celebration you won’t want to miss!


    Keywords:

    Podcast, Everything Judy’s, Louvel, Judy’s, Season 1, Bloopers, Behind the Scenes, Bad Advice, Comedy, Unreleased Clip, Episode 24, Celebration, Hilarious, Chaos, Exclusive Content, Fan Favorite, Dynamic Duo, Outtakes, Special Episode  


    #ThePunchingJudys #PodcastFun #Bloopers #BehindTheScenes #BadAdvice #ComedyGold #Season1 #PodcastLife #DynamicDuo #JudysChaos #UnreleasedClip #Episode24 #CelebrationTime #HilariousOuttakes #FanFavorite #WatchNow #MustWatch #PodcastLove #JudysMagic #ChaoticGood #SpecialEpisode #PodcastBloopers #CantStopLaughing

    #drag #dragcomedy

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    29 min
  • Bad Advice: Floor Food Fight!

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    Miss Ruby is joined by the legendary Sylvia O’Stayformore to tackle two  critical crises: First, a woman who claims her body revolts every time her husband eats bacon in the house. Allergic to bacon? Is she weird or very weird? 

    The some high-and-mighty snob claims dogs shouldn’t eat floor food, excuse me, but who died and made them Queen of Dropped Snacks? Miss Ruby and Sylvia debate whether this person needs to be scolded or worse! 

    And finally Sylvia reveals the origin of her show, Bacon Strips name, an spills some juicy secrets about Rubys hairdresser, Roger—turns out, his scissor skills aren’t the only skills he possesses. Grab your snack of choice (preferably floor-adjacent) and prepare for the worst advice ever served!  

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    #BadAdvice #BaconOrBust #DogsDeserveFloorFood #PunchingJudys
    #ComedyGold #TerribleLifeTips 
    #MissRuby #SylviaOStayformore #PodcastHumor
    #dragqueens
    #DragPuppet

    - Punching Judy’s Bad Advice  
    - Bad advice comedy podcast  
    - Funny podcast episodes  
    - Bacon lover problems  
    - Dogs eating floor food  
    - Terrible relationship advice  
    - Miss Ruby comedy  
    - Sylvia O’Stayformore  
    - Hilarious podcast guests  
    - Worst life advice  
    - Should dogs eat food off the floor?  
    - Husband eats bacon too loud  
    - Marriage problems over food  
    - Bacon strip meaning  
    - Hairdresser drama stories  
    - Unhelpful advice show  
    - Satirical comedy podcast  
    - Absurd humor podcast  
    - Over-the-top advice  


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    26 min

About The Punching Judys

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If you like your tea with a side of shade, The Punching Judys is the podcast for you! Join Miss Ruby Ross and Louvel, famously feuding friends, as they dish about life, love, music, drag and world…