It's the holiday season in Purgatory and some sort of scrooge-y sneakster is stealing everyone's holiday decorations! Jean focuses on her priorities. The Intern struggles with a new assignment. Elmo flails in the field. Everybody has a theory! Will holiday justice prevail? Tune in to find out!

It's the Season Three Finale! Deputy Precious offers results. A local company provides a do-over. Leroy makes a demand. Mayor Hawkins' subcommittees prove subversive. Rowan attempts humility. The Intern gets some new drinkware and the Cow Witch Coven comes to the end of their quest.

The search for the kidnapped citizens goes on. Deputy Precious lays out his plan. Terra and Gerald provide separate offers to help. Will and Odette finally talk. A vigil is held. Jean gets real.

Purgatory Pride is underway! A couple of tourists have a bear of an encounter. Will Drinkwater wails and wallows in his woes and Jean has had enough. Elmo Dinwiddie is on the scene at Pride. Rowan Fae speaks before they think. The CW engages in some old-fashioned rope play.

The Purgatory prepares for its Pride Festival. Terra has beef with the new comics shop owner. The Mounds Brothers have an announcement. Elmo finds himself caught in the middle of a violent misunderstanding. It's bananas this week on The Report!

An update on Velma's meal delivery business. Toni does their best at interviewing local veterinarian Morris Sewicky. Elmo goes the distance. Gerald offers tax advice. All in this new episode of The Purgatory Report!

Deputy Precious stops by with some official PSD news. Peter and Paul encounter a hostile entity. Elmo goes to the theater. It's another week in Purgatory!

Jean is excited about the weather. Old Man Roberts stops by with the Farm Report. Nearby Bowden recovers from vandalism. Toni resists the holiday spirit as others are about to get decked. Mayor Hawkins is on a mission.

A new Sheriff's Blotter contains reports of disturbances around town. Jean checks in with the local librarian. Vern Hopkins provides an update on town council business; and the Mounds Brothers are on the case, whether anyone wants them to be or not. It's another week in Purgatory!

Jean chats with Will about the upcoming play season. Toni gives some belated hockey coverage. Elmo finds himself in the middle of an unexpected negotiation with Rowan and some customers.