Welcome to the party, Neighbor! Our own Andrew Branyan turned 24 this week. He's the youngest child of the John Branyan family, and the whole gang jumps in to tell our favorite stories! (Legends, really.)
First off--we're becoming kind of notorious at our local Dairy Queen. 
Then:  Why Andrew should never get a job as a dog-walker.
Later: The Peaches talks about being "almost insulted" by 5-year-old Andrew.  Plus, we hear why Tim Branyan was ashamed of his baby brother's physique.
And Don't Miss This: The Matriarch, Lori, shares the infamous "You-Look-A-Little-Weird" story. 
We hope you enjoy this noisy visit to our table. Here's a hearty "Good Well" to Andrew, and we'll see you next time!   (Reach out to us by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com) 

The Queer's Birthday (Scronched Off His Bingus)

Comedy

Comedy Interviews

It's the season for MOLE HUNTING.  If you don't remember The Podcast Ninja's technique, he shares all the gory details again in this episode. 
Next, John talks about his big plans to avoid yard work...   (Psssst, he's going to be sorely disappointed, Neighbor!) 
Then, Luke tells us the thing that John shared at Church today that felt noteworthy and then he forgot and then remembered again.   People's actions will tell you what they really think.  It's easy to say, "I am a Christian who believes the Gospel."  But, the choices made in daily life will reveal much!
Finally,  both "Christians" and "Atheists" in America are struggling with an Authority Problem.  We'll unpack that the best we can--but if you know, you know!
Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . 

TCND: Mole-iminator and Actions Speak Louder (Creeping Thyme)

First, let's talk about making cake for no reason... And,we need a short word-study, because the word "bi-weekly" has too many definitions.
Next:  John has been watching lots of videos of sermons from Charismatic preachers.  This false doctrine happens to be the very first theological question that Luke and the Peaches tackled before they got married!
Later:  A friend of John's almost made him choke on his chicken caesar salad.  What sort of "authority" are Christians "supposed" to have when it comes to raising the dead?
Finally: Luke wants to know, "Is believing a false Gospel the same as not being a Christian at all?"  How much truth about Jesus do you need in order to be saved?
Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com
 
 

TCND: Naming It and Claiming It...and CAKE! (Bi-Weekly???)

Well, Neighbor, it has been TOO LONG since we talked about disc golf!  Go get yourself some discs, so you don't have to be left out of the recurring conversation. 
Next:  We're going to answer all your questions about how to schedule your time...  No, wait, we're going to tell you whether or not to quit your job.   No, actually we're going to talk about productivity. 
Luke feels guilty because he doesn't think he's bringing enough focus to his day job.  How should bosses and employees measure "productivity?"  (And what kind of "productivity" really brings the most value to the people you love?)
There are so many different directions we could take this conversation! But, of course, it always comes back to home-education and family life.  
Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .

TCND: Should You Change Careers? (Disc Golf and Oil-Changes)

Hey, Neighbor! 
Papa John's is selling a pizza featuring crispy "cuppy-roni."  This is worth mentioning at LEAST a few times this episode...
Next: there has been a little bit on controversy in the Fight Laugh Feast network. (But, really, what else is new?) Sometimes listeners feel like their favorite hosts aren't practicing what they preach... 
The Peaches thinks this speaks to the natural limitations of the podcast platform. It's impossible to get a complete picture of a person's beliefs, even if you consume several hours worth of their content every week! (There's sooooooo much that is still happening behind the scenes.)  It's possible to hear a message about "Rowdy Christians" multiple times and STILL not understand how to apply it, until you've spent more in-person time with the messenger.
Later:   Some concepts and analogies we share on the podcast are not going to translate if listeners are not part of a real-life community.   Podcasts have their place! Sermons are valuable! But there is no substitute for committed, imtimate relationships, where true disciples are made. 
Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

TCND: You Need More than Podcasts (Crispy Cuppy-Roni)

Hey, neighbor!
The Peaches and The Ninja have been together longer than they were "single."  They've gone by many names over the years...   But why does Uncle David call John "Scooter?" (Settle in, while Scooter unloads his coffee-related trauma.) 
Then: HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY!  We actually know people--in real life--who have swallowed that Kool-Aid. 
AND:  Our Comedy Clique has been talking about Foot-Washing Ceremonies.  Some good questions have been raised in the last few days!  What message is the Pope sending when he washes the feet of 12 female prisoners?  Is there a better way to demonstrate "servanthood' to a modern culture?
Finally:  Jesus taught that being a servant makes you the GREATER in the Kingdom of Heaven. Many Christians are uncomfortable with the way they are elevated to places of Authority, while they keep trying to be perpetual doormats. How do we deal with the reality that our acts of service give us more responsibility and "power?"
 
Contact the Comedian's family, nextdoor@johnbranyan.com
 
 

The Queer's Birthday (Scronched Off His Bingus)

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