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If only. We cover:
* The Coalition finally abandons net zero by 2050
* The pending deportation of Matthew Gruter
* Every attempt to silence White Australia
* Australia gives COP31 to Turkey
* Vanuatu pivots towards China
* Tariffs end on Australian beef
* Probing the CFMEU in Queensland
* Victoria signs the treaty nobody wanted
* Jacinta Allan tries to get tough on crime
* Tasmania bans men from women's prisons
* Jess Wilson replaces Brad Battin as Victorian Liberal leader
* Kellie Sloan replaces Mark Speakman as NSW Liberal leader
* Gurmesh Singh (yes, a Pajeet) replaces Duglad Saunders and NSW Nationals leader
* The Greens take back their co-founder
* Jason Clare to scrap fake English courses
* Mark Butler refuses to ban puberty blockers
* Aussie Cossack becomes a father while in the Russian consulate
* Dingoes are dogs
...and more.

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All new housing will be completely safe. As we all as interviewing Stephen Wells on his run for Busselton Council (02:46:53), we cover:
* The second March for Australia
* Banning masks at protests
* Still being able to protest in front of a synagogue 
* More evidence of a fake anti-Semitism crisis
* Aboriginal political candidates more likely to be supported due to their race
* Jim Chalmers finally abandons capital gains tax on unrealised earnings
* Failure to remove flammable cladding from housing
* Another solar farm switches off
* Jacinta Allan refused to say Melbourne is safe
* Locking up more Aborigines in the Northern Territory and Queensland
* Creating new Aboriginal languages in Victoria
* Barnaby Joyce likely to jump to One Nation
* Sussan Ley reshuffles the frontbench while staying on the same script
* Making voting in local government elections compulsory in Western Australia
* Restoring freedom of speech in the Northern Territory
* The perils of imposing a social media ban for under-16s
* Brittany Higgins and David Shiraz served bankruptcy papers by Linda Reynolds
...and more.

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Drew Pavlou will have to lose a shitload of weight to get his catch. We cover:
* What Andrew Hastie has previously said about migration
* Indian still afraid after the March for Australia
* Albo sends us asleep on the world stage
* China training jungle Asians how to be good cops
* Pauline Hanson takes Mehreen Faruqi to the Federal Court
* 3D printed houses
* China aims for 10% emissions reduction while Australia aims for 70%
* Crime surges in Victoria
* The Australian says lockdowns cause African crime
* Tasmanian politicians get a pay rise
* The Liberals sue themselves in Victoria
* Albo to be Prime Minister for life
* Greens co-founder gets kicked off Chuffed.com
* Clive Palmer take his legal claim to the Jedi Council
* The evils of vaccines and fluoride
...and more.

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Please hold while a Pajeet redirects your call into the ether. We cover:
* Another Optus outage
* Migration still well above pre-pandemic levels
* Jacinta Price starts the Aboriginal-Indian civil war
* Australia formally recognises a Palestinian state
* The ABC finally complains about the costs of protesting
* Islamophobia envoy unsurprisingly asks for special treatment for Muslims
* PNG celebrates 50 years of dependence 
* Unemployment remains steady with 50 million unemployed Pajeets
* Chris Bowen walks back 20235 emissions reduction target
* Flaws in the climate assessment report
* Cultural knowledge to fix algal bloom
* Assaults up but property damage down in the Northern Territory
* Australia's tobacco commissioner rules out excise tax cuts
* Police with restraining orders cannot carry guns in Western Australia
* Liberals lose Kiama in NSW
* Sussan Ley reshuffles frontbench
* Stephen Wells again runs for Busselton Council
* How South Australia stopped throwing homosexuals into the river
...and more.

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Thank you to everyone who turned up on Sunday. We cover:
* Tens of thousands attend March for Australia rallies
* Antifa using an illegal Aboriginal camp as a base to attack protesters
* The government still not budging on immigration
* Thee refugees costing us over $400m
* ASIO faithfully trusting Israeli intelligence
* Mark Latham continues to be based
* Making FOI requests costly
* Hooray for GDP numbers
* One million homes for one million Indians
* Corporations fighting work from home protections
* Barnaby Joyce tells Andrew Hastie not to vote for his own bill
* Another Aboriginal community to lift alcohol bans
* Retail crime continues to soar
* Mark Dreyfus to retire
* Dictator Dan visits China
* Brittany Higgins losing everything
* The exaggerations of comfort women
...and more.

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Israel is still our friend. We over:
* Jim Chalmers wraps up the productivity roundtable
* Speeding up house construction
* Homeless women building their own houses
* ASIO decides that Iran is responsible for anti-Semitic incidents
* Israel takes credit for expelling Iranian diplomats
* ABS tries to suppress their own data
* Rip-off English tests
* No more autism cases for the NDIS
* The LNP scraps net zero
* Crime continues to soar in Victoria
* ALP elects Willie as leader
* South Australia fears Andrew Tate
* Mark Latham faces bankruptcy 
* One Nation opposing their own billboards
* Brittany Higgins loses to Linda Reynolds
* Peter Dutton is never coming back
...and more.

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Aid done Israeli style. We cover:
* Pallets of aid that crush you
* ALP supporting a Palestinian who could never be elected
* An economic roundtable no one has heard of
* Housing prices double in Adelaide
* Four-day work week to increase productivity 
* Training workers in AI
* Papau New Guineans who serve in the ADF to get Australian citizenship
* Banning Simcha Rothman from Australia
* Israel cancel visas of Australians
* Queensland LNP to vote on net zero
* Aboriginal incarceration continues to climb
* Liberals finally set to govern Tasmania
* Mark Latham v Alex Greenwich round two
* Safe Schools returns as Respectful Relationship
* Desperately needed child care reform
* RIP Graeme Campbell
...and more.

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Get ready for migrants who speak even shittier English. We cover:
* Australia to formally recognise a Palestinian state
* Making protesters pay for protesting 
* Another bribe for Vanuatu 
* Boomers not selling their properties due to negative gearing
* More tent cities
* Sacking someone for using the wrong pronoun 
* Just how much Andrew Forrest makes from green energy subsidies
* Massive shortage of green energy electricians
* Lowering English language requirements for certain visas
* Bringing back all the foreign students
* Too many Aborigines going to jail in the Northern Territory
* Jeremy Rockliff to be premier again for a week
* Gareth Ward finally resigns
* Finding counselling services in ChatGPT
* Failing high school and still going to university
...and more.

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A new generation of cannon fodder has been procured. We cover:
* Sydney habour bridge feels the humanity
* Recognising a Palestinian state that does not exist
* Escaping higher US tariffs 
* Workers in Byron Shire to live in pods
* God given right to work from home
* Saving money in buying Chinese wind turbines
* Regional Victorians to block the VNI West transmission line
* Aboriginal education saved by mobile TAFE
* Queens Premier fudges crime numbers
* Gangland wars over illegal tobacco
* Gareth Ward to be expelled from NSW parliament
* Banning greyhound racing
* Social media advertising keeping Australia safe
...and more.