The Racer's War on Everything

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Keep it in your pants, Barnaby. We cover:

• The High Court releasing sex offenders and murderers
• Handcuff PTSD
• Free visas to countries we've never heard of
• Foreign engineers still can't find work
• Taxing international students
• Optus explains (sort of) their outage
• The Jewish lobby v Lebanese Sussex street
• BDS comes to the Port of Botany
• Burgertory gets flame grilled
• Jewish converts praising Hamas
• Religious exemptions to misinformation laws
• Urban density slow down your speed limit
• Carbon leakage getting messy
• No one trusting big business
• The right to ignore your boss
• Keeping your job after racial abuse
• Self-defence classes for teachers
• Paedophiles in the ACT Greens
• More sex workers for the disables

...and more.

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Industrial accidents are India's biggest export. We cover:

• What could have caused the Optus outage
• A pointless trip to China
• Doug Cameron's extreme extremism
• The Foreign Investment Review Board being anti-green
• Solving homelessness with The Wiggles
• The NT not being allowed to spend money
• Striking teachers and stalling IR legislation
• Inmates hacking tablet computers
• Billionaires calling for legal drugs
• Too late to roll Annastacia Palaszczuk
• Not being disabled enough
  ...and more.

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It feels so empty without Regulators forcing up power prices. We cover:

• Bruce Lehrman facing more (probably bullshit) charges
• Kosher sandwich public statements
• Western Sydney taking on Sussex street
• The No vote paying off
• Even more Aboriginal compensation
• Airbus Albo goes to Washington
• AUKUS is the CD collection you never had
• Socialist agriculture ruining Australia
• Abdul Benrika still calls Australia home
• Delaying the ban on engineered stone
• WA Libs rise again

...and more.

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We welcome Tasmania to the AFL. We cover:

• The Gaza debacle exposing the utter failure of Australian multiculturalism
• Never ending Iranian sanctions
• Dwindling ADF numbers
• The worship of Israeli intelligence
• Paying Microsoft to protect us
• Deporting a single Chinese spy
• Snowy Hydro overtime and over-budget
• You must love compact living
• Ending the week of silence to bash whitey
• Blaming Russia for the No vote
• 3,000 new slaves
• More parental leave for all
• Jacinta Allan's not-so nice catwalk
• Failing to stop the mutilation of children
• No thoughts on Bill Hayden

...and more

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A new kind of mutual combat is emerging post-referendum. We cover:

• Voting trends
• Based (sort of) South Australia
• Non-whites being non-influential
• Aboriginal activist meltdowns
• The future for all stakeholders
• Getting "Australians" out of Israel and Gaza
• Albo not going to Synagogue early enough
• Everyone competing to be Shabbos goy of Australia
• Jews avoiding protests to avoid their golem
• A rare win against climate crusaders
• Unit 18 needs Combat 18
• NSW goes soft on drug-addicts
• Banning "etremist" tattoos
• Running out of PNG bribe money
• Popular crepe-throwers
• Jacinta Allan knew everything
• Paying for COVID jail

...and more

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The enemy of my enemy is my...ally. We cover:

• The Australian response to Israel bleeding
• Half-arsed measures to "shake-up" the visa system
• Climate bribing
• Anthony Pratt knows too much
• Hospitals acting as rape dungeons
• Disabled slave labour
• A fleeting budget surplus
• Deep-fake blackmail
• Still not competing with the Stolen Generator
• Lidia continues one long meltdown
• Tazzy Libs surviving by the skin of their teeth

...and more.

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We read the booklet so you don't have to. We cover:

• The end of Chairman Dan
• Libs losing their grip on Tazzy
• Crepe politics
• Acts of desperation not saving the Voice
• Super Med Saga Pt II
• Even more grog bans
• Bye-bye Mike Pezzullo
• Growing wealth gaps
• Breeding out disability
• Portugal not offering the ACT utopia
• Some positive privacy laws
• The Aussie Cossack becoming who he is

...and more.

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German industrialism at its finest. We cover:
* The many contradictions of the No campaign
* The Yes campaign's dirty tricks
* The Murdoch Press becoming even more Zionist
* A piss-weak COVID inquiry
* A per capita recession and other worlds of hurt
* The system of Victorian branch-stacking
* Small wins and golden handshakes at Qantas
* A visa "shake up"
* Constituents asking about pregnancy in Rockingham
* Gays demanding even more "rights" in NSW
* The phoney rise of anti-Semitism in Australian schools
* Saying goodbye to Josh Frydenberg for good
* A based Busselton Council
...and more.

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The ALP are perhaps being a bit more honest about Treaty than you think. We cover:

• The Yes vote tanking, even in Victoria
• The Voice caring about submarines
• 11-year-old criminals with immunity
• The Great Barrier Reef still somehow endangered
• Getting to sell our barley to China again
• Saving "Australian journalists" (Chinese spies)
• AI stealing midwit jobs
• IBAC continues to strike
• NSW not quite as bad as Victoria on gas
• Ministry of Truth being impossible to operate
• $20,000 fines for Universities failing to act on rapes that never happened
• Albo importing 400 underpaid workers for the green energy masterplan
• WA to give test-tube babies to single and gay men

...and more.

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The Racer provide the best remedies against crime. We cover:

• Spending your money on Yes campaing translations for migrants
• Jew disagreeing on The Voice (sort of)
• Everybody hating WA's cultural heritage laws
• Negotiating treaty in Victoria
• Law and order widening the gap
• the bogan capital's by-election
• Turning off the gas for good in Victoria (and everywhere else soon enough)
• Enrolment based funding instead of attendance based funding for Aboriginal schools
• Making peace with AI
• IBAC eats developers
• A small win for Craig Kelly
• Postcode wars intensify
• Being HIV positive we don't want AIDs infected migrants

...and more.