On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph gets SAKE BOMBED! It's a ONE-HIT WONDER with soul! And, we've finally identified what the hell "GRIMACE" is! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to the great ED ASNER! Blast off with a tangy MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, an ALL-DRUNK edition of calls from "The Ralph Report HOTLINE"! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Tales of our travels! We're MUNCHIN' Arby's nuggets! The last person on Earth to discover TED LASSO! And, SEX IN THE NEWS! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a red letter day at SEX UNIVERSITY! Beat it, here comes the FUZZ! And, how much would you pay to PRETEND to be in SPACE? Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Our tongues are TWISTED! The TIGER KING is getting rich behind bars! It's NATIONAL TAKE YOUR PANTS FOR A WALK DAY! And, we salute that new musical sensation, SARAH BRAND! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The Garmy raises big cash for a great CHARITY! A looney TV TUNES TUESDAY! How to ride a bike! And, HAPPY WORLD JUMP DAY! Subscribe: http://patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's TIME(X) for ONE-HIT WONDEER WEDNESDAY! Beware the ZOO OF TERROR! And, we salute the GOLDEN ARCHES! TRR is back to FULL POWER! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Will guest co-host STEVE ASHTON ever get his own jingle? Celebrities gone BAD! We love "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"! And, we explore the classic British pastime of DOGGING! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : WE CELEBRATE OUR 800TH EPISODE! With "Turkey talk", Cheesesteak rules, and how you can be a better lover than BATMAN! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : TV TUNES TUESDAY keeps growing! More amazing charity work by the GARMY! And, our all-star salute to JELLY DONUTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport