We're talking Halloween lessons and shenanigans and I offer up my house to come and trick or treat at because I've still got candy. I'm sick and tired of being told to vote by everyone everywhere everyday, it makes me not want to vote, and audiobooks out loud brings up an interesting question.

I give my thoughts on what the appropriate smell for someone is at the gym and how you can see some of the most interesting things at the gym. I analyze the classic cashier question that we've all heard our entire lives and answered accordingly. 

That's right this is an interesting episode. I detail a humbling experience from this past Monday before shifting gears and reminding everyone that we may be a little smarter as we get older but we've still got traces of our young dumb selves in us all, we're just dumb about different things now.

We've got furniture in our house now and I am all in on hand made rugs and own one myself. I didn't get to jump out of a plane because Oklahoma blows and I give my thoughts on a certain furniture trend.

This wasn't the intent but Shane just dominates this episode. He's a listener who is putting me to shame, a funny guy, and going to be on the pod sometime in the future. But I also talk about the interesting acceptability of gruesome things for the sake of halloween but more importantly how christmas decor is encroaching deeper into the fall and is knocking on the door of summer as stores continue to drive us all mad with christmas as early as possible. 

After a week off we're back to talk about a strange road rage instance I experienced in an unlikely place and situation. Plus I open up and admit my falling off the wagon and the importance of getting back on the wagon the moment you fall. 

Today is a fun one. I've got some fake healthy yogurt that is pumped full of sugar. We've got another too late remake of Hocus Pocus 2. Finally, I recall some wild dreams last night where I've got to take down some rabid cows.

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Yes this counts as an episode and yes it's due to the fact I'm in the unpacking and moving process. Get over it and go have a great weekend!

It was the perfect storm that kept me from doing the last two episodes but we're back and better than ever! I also got my first taste of censorship on social for a goofy meme related to my new house. Yes I own a house for the first time! Make sure to submit your answer to this week's question and your nomination for the Go Hard for this upcoming week!

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Is the title maybe a tad misleading? Depends on how you read it. I do talk about those things but maybe not in that way. We cover norwegian goodbyes and how I've been doing on those. We've got a hurricane in Florida and so you can bet the climate change talk is going to take over the news cycle. I've got a question for sign language interpreters that we've seen on more and more things. Don't forget to send in your answer to the question of the week: What's your favorite exercise?

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