When life gives you lemonade, stick your finger in it, and don't take any pictures unless it's an emergency.

Mercury turns people into zombies and gives them tumors, love, and subtitles.

Just keep waddling on with your British accent and everything will be okay. But that begs the question, what are moose chickens?

Dress up nice for when the new iPad explodes.

You'll need some extra protection from this comedy episode.

Get your angle meter out and measure the comedy in this pizza of a podcast!

Celebrating 100 episodes, we welcome several live call ins from our listeners and ponder the great moments of the past 99 clean-comedy episodes.

Happy birthday to Jeremy, a message from an old friend, and and chicken nuggets all make for a great Valentine's Day.

Get your cinnamon ready, because it's time to knock some people down to Studio C!

Don’t let the milk out of the bag for this episode! But just remember to look white if you don’t feel like playing along.

Random Noodle Updates

* Daniel’s glasses died and decomposed

* Jeremy’s nugget and a message from cockroach-lady Kathleen

* Jenny’s milk broke

Your funny stuff

Ian is growing up and might soon be getting married, but he took time to send us a message about something.

Noodles in the News

Jury Duty Doesn’t Sit Right With Some People

Wyoming 19-year-old fined $200 for doughnut theft

Survey shows Android users more likely to use their devices on the toilet

SUPER WEDDING: Couple takes their love to the next level with plans for a unique walk down the aisle [via @Docxen]

Weekly Noodlism: “hanging out,” “going out,” and “going steady”

Perhaps “hanging out” came from the days of recreational self-hanging among the rebellious youths of the shire.

Upcoming 100th episode

Mark your calendars for (probably) February 22 for our 100th episode of the Ramen Noodle™! We’ll have our voicemail line, (903) 231-2221, and Skype, Noodle.mx, open for live calls and will involve the chat room a whole lot more in that episode. You don’t want to miss it!

Jeremy’s birthday!

Please send birthday greetings, songs, or stories by February 15 for our 99th episode, which will contain some birthday festivities for Jeremy.