Ezra dives into short fiction involving fashion, clothes, and laundry. We start with S.J. Perelman's story "No Starch In The Dhoti, S'il Vous Plait" and wrap up the hour with a shorty, but goody, Frank Gannon's piece, "I Know What I'm Doing About All The Attention I've Been Getting." Originally aired as a live Uniradioen broadcast.