You know what they say: once you go video, you never go back. So we're back in the Hot Closet, back in video (on compatible platforms), and back to being a little Shameless and Ruthless. This week, Hunter identifies the Eighth World Wonder. Papa the Bear doesn't know who to trust. We're both experiencing some deja vu. This week gave us a lot of story that we identify with. Bring out the caviar, wear your black and gold, and chat Housewives with the Housebears.

It's our first video episode, so pour a glass and watch through Rosé Colored Glasses. This week, Hunter wakes up from his Headache Haze to talk about how much he truly dislikes Lisa Rinna in the last 5 minutes of the episode. Papa the Bear is in Washington, DC, but his heart is in Beverly Hills, far from Charleston, SC. Harry Hamlin might be a Renaissance Man, but Bears have been around for 20 million years. Compete with that, Harry Hamlin!

It might seem as if we are experiencing a Beverly Hills Blackout, but we're just super excited about another consecutive week of recapping The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, Hunter puts his linguistic skills to the test. Papa the Bear is not a fan of toilet humor. We both wonder how long it's ok to wish people a happy holiday. Drink along for another fun filled episode, but please manage your meds.

So You Say it's a Calamity that you haven't had a Real Housebears episode in two weeks? Well, we're back in the Hot Closet for our recap of episodes 9 and 10 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week Hunter continues his campaign for education. Papa the Bear puts his Masters degree to good use. We both love a Housewives movie trailer. We really enjoyed the holiday Love, but didn't quite appreciate Diana's Thunder.

You might warrant a Misdemeanor for how little we have to say about episode 6, but it's a High Crime how carried away we get with episode 7.  This week, Hunter has started the Teresa Guidice Pineapple Experiment. Papa the Bear wants to read Diana's picture book. It appears that we both get Ship-faced like day drunk Erika during the mid episode break. We're back in the Hot Closet, and it's making us delirious.  

We're in Nashville, TN and couldn't get Crystal clear about our Conundrum of recording the Podcast, so we recorded it in our friends' living room. We didn't want to get into Hot Water with our listeners. We knew some very dangerous, dark, massive accusations would be headed our way. This week, Hunter is fired up about funding the educational system. Papa the Bear wants some ASMR Therapy. We both finally figure out what gaslighting means. Since we're not in the Hot Closet we sound like we're in a La Quinta Inn, but this so happens to be one of our favorite episodes. We had a BLAST recording this one!

There's Something About Sutton being a Receipt Offender. We're recovering from Pride weekend, and what better way to recover than to pick apart the season 12 taglines? This week, Hunter calls out a RHOBH husband's bitch boy moves. Papa the Bear thinks that Sutton's apologies are sincere, whereas Hunter isn't really buying it. Buy in to spending some time with us as we recap episodes 2 and 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

It's a New Jersey Reunion Wrap Up and the last time that you are going to hear Hunter chew his gum with his New Jersey imitations. This week we try to make Bitch Boy Moves happen. We lament the loss of Traci and Tiki. We also discuss which Disney characters we find the hottest. It might be the end of New Jersey, but we're not going to forget this season anytime soon.