We never imaged that this season would be all about Teresa's "Pineapple Puss."  In our recap of what seems like Bravo After Dark's Housewives of New Jersey, Papa the Bear figures out Teresa and Jackie's dirty little secret.  Hunter secures his friendship with Frank, by not talking about him as much.  Take a ride on our Tilt-O-Wirl at the carnival that is The Real Housebears Podcast.

In honor of Nono's "Memorial Mayhem" there's real mayhem in the Hot Closet this week.  Hunter's wildest fantasies are realized when he started a real relationship with Frank.  Papa the Bear makes a plan for the afterlife.  We both simultaneously crack the code on Teresa's tagline.  It's all pineapple and lemon from here!

"Old Feuds Never Die," just like Hunter's love for Frank. This week we address the recent Housewives news in Salt Lake City.  In New Jersey, Papa the Bear is offended by the cheese abuse.  We both are scarred from the image of Melissa getting in Teresa's face.  Did we mention how much Hunter loves Frank?  This is another week of us cracking each other up.  Come have a laugh with us!

We're BAAAACK!!!  We've been gone celebrating Hunter's birthday and collecting Housewives fur.  This week we're making up for lost time!  We have two New Jersey episodes to cover while we still try to have enough time for Hunter to share his undying lust for Frank.  Papa the Bear sheds light on what it means to be a female Gorga by blood.  We missed you while we were gone.  We hope this episode makes up for it.  

There will not be a new episode of The Real Housebears Podcast this week.  We will return next week and recap both episodes 5 and 6 of Season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  In the meantime, check out our fun interview with The Real Housewives of Reality podcast.  This was previously posted by The Real Housewives of Reality podcast last month.  If you missed it there, enjoy it here.

What was "Redone and Rewound" this week was the storyline for season 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but we are absolutely ok with that!  Hunter would most prefer that this episode was about his birthday (coming up this week, in case you didn't hear).  Papa the Bear admires Teresa's backside.  We both toast to Jackie's toasts.  We can think of tens of thousands of reasons to listen to this weeks episode of The Real Housebears.

The Real Housebears are "Guys Gone Wild" recapping this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Hunter and Papa the Bear evaluate this season's taglines.  We find out in this episode that we've all been punk'd for the past few months by those pesky Bravo editors.  Teresa delivers one of Papa the Bear's favorite Teresa moments.  You know Hunter loves any episode that gives us New Jersey husband time. Come have a laugh with us as we get a laugh at the ladies of New Jersey!

Saying goodbye to the inaugural season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deserves a super-sized episode.  This week we wrap up the incredible first season of RHOSLC.  We're not saying "goodbye"; we're saying "see you soon"!  We also discuss our dream All-Star Housewives casts, and follow the ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey to Lake George.  Tune in as we talk about who's getting "licked up and down" this week.

It's the Season 11 premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the Season 2 premiere of The Real Housebears Podcast!  We're still covering The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion while diving into the institution that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Hunter discovers the path from Teresa Guidice to Jen Shah.  Papa the Bear feels conflicted about the fate of several of the women.  Who do you think is the winner of this week's episode?  Hello!  Welcome to Season 2 of The Real Housebears....Podcast!

You might have heard the Real Housebears on the Beauty Lab + Laser podcast Live Love Lab with Dre and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Heather Gay.  Well, you haven't heard The Housebears Cut.  Listen to additional footage including Papa the Bear and Heather Gay reenacting the entire script and score of Grease 2 while Dre and Hunter hold each other and laugh.  Hunter discusses his favorite Housewives husbands.  It's an overall good time with four "goodtime girls."