On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down the long awaited return of The Real Housewives of Melbourne, with Season 5, Episode 1.

Excitement is at fever pitch as Jackie, Janet, and Gamble reunite in epic Housewives style. The ladies are still living their best lives- enjoying summer holidays, private jets, and pampering their pooches- but Jackie, now at the end of her eighth round of IVF, has been doing it tough. She's grappling with a recent miscarriage and is desperately hoping a dream she's had about having twins, could come true.

Meanwhile, a meeting with yoga teacher Cherry and her wine-executive friend, Kyla (aka 'The Champagne Dame')- leads to a tense Housewives lunch, where questions are raised about Kyla's etiquette and her integrity. But it's at a spa event, with new girl Simone, where conflict really erupts- as accusations about her poor fashion choices and a cover-up get as heated as a sauna.

Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news.

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