On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episodes 8 and 9 of The Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 5.

On Episode 8, despite one glaring absence, the girls head out of town with high hopes for a tension-free weekend, until a persistent rumour about Janet threatens the peace and one housewife makes another cataclysmic exit.

On Episode 9, the dust from Janet and Kyla's clash at Gamble's record launch has yet to settle, with Simone's alleged pot-stirring now in the spotlight too. While it's hoped Jackie's podcast can unfold without drama, Cherry's feeling more protective of her best friend than ever and after a few too many drinks, audience heckles descend into outright confrontation at the bar. With Kyla and Janet facing off yet again and old tensions between Simone and Cherry resurfacing - Jackie is horrified by the lack of positivity on the team. An awkward confrontation at Cherry's 40th follows, leading the yoga teacher to engage in some emergency deep breathing. But while Simone is also grappling with the polarised group dynamics, the real concern is Janet's pointed absence. Could another Housewife soon be departing the group?

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