Special guest Sarah Barrios (@SARAHBARRIOS) joins the Real Weird Sisters to discuss how Harry Potter has influenced her career as a recording artist and songwriter and go head-to-head against Alice and Martha in some fun Harry Potter games (activities?).

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Bee in your bonnet? We’ll eat ourselves if you can find a smarter podcast than this! Alice and Martha discuss everything Sorting Hat, from the original intent of the hat, to the houses that get the short end of the stick, to the Sorting Hat’s questionable sentience. Branched out a bit, haven’t we?

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Alice and Martha have dirt on their noses and corned beef sandwiches packed for the first leg of the journey through Ron’s character. Even though he keeps busy mooching off his rich friends and dutifully tending Norbert, Ron still gets really good marks, and most importantly, he’s a wizard chess savant! (That part will be VERY significant later in the series).

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Gray morals, silver eyes… it’s time to talk about one of the most complex minor characters of the series, “Garrick” Ollivander. From his passive aggressive digs at Gregorovitch to his obsession with listing wand stats, there’s plenty to discuss.

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He may have a big mouth, but his heart is even bigger. Budge up, yeh great lump, It’s time to discuss everyone’s favorite gentle giant, Ru-BAE-us Hagrid! Oh happee dae!

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Put on your Smeltings best and get ready to hum “Tiptoe Through the Tulips,” because it’s time to “shake ‘em off, shake ‘em off.” That’s right, we are here to talk about one of the most perfectly normal characters ever created — Vernon Dursley, Howard’s uncle. Stay tuned for Part 2: this episode focuses solely on Vernon’s arc in Sorcerer’s Stone and Chamber of Secrets. And try not to ruin any of our punchlines.

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Alice and Martha analyze Dumbledore’s arc in the first book, from his taste for lemon drops (LOL!) to his short-lived obsession with music. Before we begin, we would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Shandy and the Sorting Baseball Cap to sort the characters of the Twilight Saga into Hogwarts houses.

Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Twilight and Harry Potter series.

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It’s time for the Extraordinary General Podcast. Albus and Scorpius find themselves trapped in 1981, and by the grace of Dumbledore, they figure out a very simple yet realistic way to send a message to the future. Harry’s had some pretty horrible Hallows’ Eves, but this has got to be at least in the top five. It’s time to get Polyjuicing. We love you specifically, listeners!

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In an alternate timeline, The Scorpion King teams up with Granger, Weasley, and Severus to set things right. Back in the real world, McGonagall flies off the handle about irresponsible time turner usage and Albus considers getting a matching mark to Delphi. Listen to this podcast if you have a “spare” moment! For Voldemort and Valor!

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