We discuss what we've been up to during this quarantine, the AMAZING show Ozark, and what you shouldn't be naming your children.

We discuss TIGER KING MANIA, guilty pleasure songs, businesses shutting down because of COVID-19 and puberty stories! This one is rails off and do we LOVE IT!

Drew's hair is the target for criticism, why Colton is still a hypocrite, shirts with puns on them and another special guest!! 

Everyone needs to CHILL about the Corona Virus. You're all over-reacting. We also discuss funny/embarrassing stories from our childhoods.

We talk about how old people always have weird sayings, HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR OWN ASS??, and are straight men allowed to flip flags!?

We discuss making fun of people at the gym, asking your coworker for her breast milk, being given a time window for multiple hours from a home repairman, playing music during smush timez and straight men buying candles.

Colton finds something odd in a bodily fluid of his, how dumb the "What type of (insert thing here)" Instagram filters are, annoying Snapchat stories, old nostalgic video games and lastly, who do you think you are? I AM.

We make a little bet to see which girl is hotter (based on their "personalities.") We also discuss Colton's brain sometimes no worky, that Fergie should never sing the national anthem AGAIN, being th third wheel while a couple fights in front of you and lastly, odd human behavior at the gym.

How DOPE were Halo LAN parties!? Colton was amazing at Halo... if he wasn't on your team. Drew was amazing at basketball... if he wasn't on your team. We talk about the weird world of sex dolls, cringiest vines of all time, Colton's "accident," and book fairs! ENJOY!