This week Chris thought he was safe. He thought Allison was his friend. They had a nice chat about chicken roads and Shakira, but at the end she snuck in the worst mental image he's ever conjured. Life will never be the same... Episode 79: it's fun!

Mmmmm, so malky. Not milky! We can't take that kind of legal heat. This week we talk about music festival etiquette, gastric vandalism, corporate dance music, the greatest prank ever pulled, remaking childhood trauma in 4K HDR, and standing up to big milk. It's pretty packed y'all.

Double 7's! This week's topics include the pronunciation of "puma", toe-sucking, the bird social hierarchy, wombat vandalism, and a very good boy. It's 4 animal stories to 1 toe-sucking story. The golden ratio!

We're back from our break and we have a job for you: stream "Yummy". We gotta make it a hit. Justin needs this. Also this week we talk about a horny tortoise, Chris gets fooled by satire, and we try very hard to get cast in National Treasure 3.

We're back! We're jellicle! We're full of fire! Started by tortoises! We've been proposed to by an udder! We're working with the army to understand Pokemon! We're getting robbed by Santa! And we're the marmite of facism. This one is a good one y'all.

In Episode 74 we discuss some of life's big questions. What do aliens smell like? Can a pigeon be a cowboy? Do we feel sorry for Liam Payne? Why does Cats exist? Join us and find out!

In Episode 73 we deal with the biggest stories of the day. That's right, we're talking penis fish, banana art, coyotes in disguise, and yet another war on Christmas. We didn't have to look for weird news this week; it found us instead.

In Episode 72 we are covering some very intense political content: tactical nude crime, cleaning robot uprisings, chocolate-flavoured lies, and whether hash browns are racist. The pundits are gonna be talking about this for years to come...

In Episode 71 there's a lot of animal talk. Lots of cat talk, lots of horse talk. All wholesome, all anime. We also talk about boat crime and the beauty benefits of cussing pillows. It's fun, albeit not as anime.

In Episode 70 we talk about desert retreats, cat smuggling, drinking weed, ice-cream heists, and feeding horror-movie children. It's back to basics for us after last weeks momentously sexy escapades.