Mike Keenan, the Retirement Coach, explains the need for rules for a successful retirement strategy and starts listeners off with Rule #1 - Retire Now!

Mike Keenan explains why & how he got into humor writing.

The complex bargaining procedure practised during a garage sale is an important sociological phenomenon, and I think that many retirees use a garage sale as a warm-up  for travel to third-world countries.

The key to retirement is not to become discouraged.Even on a fixed income, there's plenty to do - and for free! You can test this theory any afternoon at a large shopping mall. Here is anecdotal evidence of a fun-filled, free afternoon available to any retiree at any time.

To prepare for retirement one should practise getaways, become the Bonnie & Clyde of getaways.