Is it hard being a man? This is what YouTuber Shoe0nHead just said. And it got me thinking even more than usual about the respect missing from dating and mating. I mean here I am, gorgeous, a genius, super fun, successful, a homeowner, a good traveler, nurturing, a hot zaddy…and even I have the kinds of troubles Shoe0nHead talks about, no matter how much misandrists claim that all men suck and deserve loneliness and sadness and yuck.

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My friend and I are sitting in big comfy chairs in Minks, the strip club/sports bar in Las Vegas, and we're watching Vin Diesel in a "Fast & Furious" movie, while women work the pole behind us, and I ask my friend:

Who are the people who want to get it on with Vin Diesel?

I mean no disrespect to Mr. Diesel.

I'm just curious what the demographic is for a Vin Diesel good time.

My friend admonishes me. She goes:

Doug, don't shame people.

I go:

I know, I know, you're right. I'm just always curious what kinds of people are attracted to other kinds of people.

You know?

I just like demographics and sociology, and who better to divine seduction than Mr. Vin Diesel from The Chronicles of Riddick?

As if Vin Diesel isn't enough of a good conversation starter, how about Britney Spears who just took off her clothing again, but this time: deliciously.

Let's discuss.

Haha,

Dick.

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