More than anyone in history, that's how much.

We discuss that and Beanie Babies.

I was originally going to call this one "Hot Homeless Pussy" but I chickened out.

Had a pretty good thumbnail and everything.

Ah well.

In this episode I sit with known industrial felon and old friend Tracy Setterlund.

I actually don't talk as much as usual in this one, so you're welcome.

John Wheeler and Derek Zubich do their civic duty.

And here is the story of how I got it fixed for free.

I think we are living in a time where the American Propaganda Machine is imploding. Chris "X-Hail" Masimore joins Rev. John on a real head scratcher of an episode.

John's friend and fellow comedian/weirdo, Sidney Oxboro, takes the bus to visit him. They both get incredibly faded and try to figure out the meaning of life.

It's an extra long one, so you know they succeed!

Big Top Pee Wee is hands down the worst movie ever made by anyone in any time period, for any reason.

We try to explain so you don't have to watch it, but you should watch it anyways because you hate yourself and you deserve to be miserable.

It died long before the flood.

Your beliefs are loose puppet strings waiting to be pulled.

Believe it or not, you can't believe everything you read, and believe me this story is unbelievable!