And then they run for president. This podcast is manly about my most recent trip to Colorado wherein I discovered how sloppy, rude, stupid, and inconsiderate most of Minnesota is. Being in a big city where businesses were staffed, shelves were stocked, and people didn’t let their unruly kids run wild was rather staggering. I’m mad about it. But at least we are finally getting weed, so that’s fun.

I’ll tell you how: when you stay up too late, get too drunk, and do a sprawling aimless podcast about nothing, and are man enough to know not to put it on YouTube, and just put out the audio here. It’s the grown up thing to do.

For example, he claims to have a car that runs on wine. Actually, that’s probably the extent of what you need to know. Nevertheless, this week I am joined by Chris “X-Hail” Masimore of Blue Felix and Minnesota Legit fame, and we discuss the joy of monarchy.

Rather then forcing people out, robots are filling in the gaps left by a shrinking labor force. This is actually a pretty thoughtful episode about technology logical progress and society. Ya know, In between the rambling and yelling.

I’m seriously asking. I don’t think the official talking points have been sent out yet, and I love these golden times of listening to heavily propagandized simps shooting in the dark trying to come up with their OWN reasons for continuing to worship those who lie to them for profit. It’s usually pretty great stuff. Feel free to share!

People throw one beer away and buy another one owned by the same company to prove a point to no one about how they don’t like to have to look at certain kinds of people. We are doing great as a species.

It did for me. Adderall and ketamine helped a lot, and I explain the whole mess right here.

In this episode I explain why.

We review, rewrite, and plan several sequels for Cocaine Bear. Also our friend Jason Krueger joins us. He’s the art director for Fearless Comedy, and the sound engineer for The Monday Night Comedy Show. Also our first ever guest.

1. Remove reproductive rights. 2. Remove education. 3. Remove child labor laws. 4. Our Ponzi scheme economy that is based on constant population growth and exploitation flourishes for a bunch of rich people that are not you. 5. Your dumb ass celebrates.