YES! As long as you tell your insurance company that you are depressed. Which, if you are me, you are not. Good thing you can also cross your fingers behind your back every now and again to gain access to the spiritual realm.

Reaction to Static X Terrible Lie Cover: it’s not good. It caused a train accident and chemical spill that no one noticed because Ohio is already a train wreck AND a chemical toilet.

Minnesota schools are closed! But who cares, because snow days mean remote learning, and by learning I mean hearing about fractions and other bull crap that will never help you get a real job, unless you count the high powered space scientist job your parents think math class will help you get, but that ish ain’t happening.

Listen. There are some weird smutty books out there for lonely weirdo in all of us, but I don’t know who this is for. I suspect it’s no one, and this is some sort of troll goof attention grab. We fell for it. Now so can you.

I mean, besides the ones we filled it with at the end there.

And by “schools” I mean Florida. And by “What” I mean Ron Desantis. And by “currently” I mean fuck you.

Find out in this forbidden lost episode of Rick and Morty! Where we pick apart the deranged nature of early fame and beyond.

Ectolife: The Worlds First Artificial Womb Facility is a video that a lot of dumb people have gotten angry about. People that don’t want other people having a fun and pain free childbearing experience because theirs sucked so now everyone else’s has to… and people who are afraid that allowing everyone to pick their child’s genetics will lead to a world without the fat, ugly, mentally disabled population that is so very important to the diversity of our culture, or whatever. Also there is some concern about a potential racial eugenics factor, but since this factory is in Germany, I can’t really see any precedent for that scenario. Enjoy!

We are damn over due for this, and I’m not even a fan of a cannabis high, but I still want this to happen for a myriad of reasons, some of which I don’t even have a personal vested interest in.

It’s our Christmas special. Buckle up for all kinds of surprises and special guests and…. Yeah it’s just a regular episode where John kinda references Christmas in his ramblings. Sue me.