Regular weed solves none of my problems, but will a weird mutation do the trick? We find out on the air.

The lovable Herman Munster is tasked with helping Lizzo find James Madison’s enchanted crystal flute, so she can use it to break the terrible curse that has befallen the United States of America.

Food neutrality is the hot new co-opted social movement designed to get kids back to eating Oreos for breakfast because Oreo was losing money due to all these healthy food trends so the best thing for them to do was astroturf in the idea that judging people’s repulsive food choices is somehow racist. How do I work Dahmer into this? You’ll see…

The rallies are empty, the merch tents are scattered and sad, your extended family won’t come to thanksgiving anymore, people roll their eyes at you whenever you speak. It’s time to pack it in. Being a part of a completely impotent cult is probably fun for a while, but it’s over. It’s time to go home. Brandon…

Get up get, get with the get down-9/11 is a joke in your town!! We also tried to make reservations at The Clubhouse at Aquia Harbor for Patriot Day, only to find out that it’s cancelled! Our September 11th super spectacular also delves into chat roulette, Danny Devito, and the evils of the royal family.

KETAMINE: Delicious or DEADLY?! That’s the other title. Honestly this is just a frank and open discussion based on John’s casual use and Meredith’s actual clinical use of good old Special K. And about 40 minutes of other stuff. Which if you listen to this podcast, you have to be used to by now.

In this episode, John responds to garbage-ass theories on Facebook about what’s going on with all this UFO business lately. I won’t give it away, but it really seems like we finally got to the bottom of it.

John recaps the notorious Toys R Us Black Friday Acid Story to eulogize Danny Andrews, the main accomplice in that fiasco, whom recently passed away under mysterious circumstances. Also John answers some audience questions. There were many, but only about four that weren’t painfully cringey and pointless. Listen to hear your name!

You are going to learn the real way to build wealth or make a perfect dry martini or smoke a cigarette or maybe where some bodies are. Whatever.

John discovers that releasing a cover song can be a way to gain attention for one’s other releases. John also discovers that he is very out of touch, so he has Bill read audience suggestions while he makes fun of them. If you listen, you may hear your name!