John accidentally makes a new song that everyone loves, AND plays a gig for the first time since 2019. No he has to get back in the music game and it is probably going to ruin his life. Speaking of ruining lives, bill now has to take the bus to the podcast because he got a dwi. And I guess it’s hell, so we are adding a segment called BILLS BUS TIME STORIES! Kinda.

People leaving oppressive religions to start their own oppressive religions around toxic ideologies astroturfed by outside forces bent on destabilization don’t tend to realize the irony and I’m getting tired of trying explain it. Also I finally caught Covid. It sucks, but not that bad. That’s life.

Do you hate all these new rules and regulations? Then don’t follow them. Ever see anyone on 60 Days In because they collected too much rainwater or lied to their doctor? No. Get it together!

Just google the thing I scream about for a solid hour here, and it will blow your mind. If you watch the YouTube version, you can watch Bill’s brain explode in real time!

There are going to be a lot of very obnoxious and empowered pro life protests outside of Planned Parenthood. Remember when the cops would drive by George Floyd demonstrations and spray them with bear mace out of their window? Did you know that you can buy bear mace? We learn a lot of random fun facts on todays episode!

Long story short, it’s way easier to buy an AK47 than it is to get a Xanax prescription, John wouldn’t need the former if he could get the later.

The audio on our big 10th episode extravaganza got totally effed up, so here’s me explaining it for like 20 minutes. Worth a listen? You decide.

John tries to remember what the plot of Top Gun was, and is pretty sure it didn’t have one outside of the whole volleyball scene. Then I think most of the rest of it is about the similarities between Mortal Kombat and Big Trouble in Little China.

The gang got together to go do an escape room, and it sucked. After everyone else went to bed, John kept drinking and made Bill do a late night podcast. It is our job to make sure YOU don’t get ripped off on your way to the TOP!

John gears up for a career in local city government as he is a man of a certain age as well as no longer a homeless drifter. Listen for tips on how YOU can also get more involved in your community.