John talks about his wedding in Las Vegas one year ago, and his recent diagnosis. You might learn a lot from this one.

John figures out a lot of things in this episode. Biblical floods, company mining towns, why old money hates new money, life on mars, and lead in weed. Have fun focusing on any of this.

On this podcast, we discuss Ye’s new record. We also get into artificial intelligence and how to tackle an active shooter.

Or did Ray Charles HIJACK it? The answer to this question may boggle your mind! And lucky for you it is contained somewhere within this very podcast.

Search engines don’t answer your questions anymore. The answers are out there, and they can easily be found, but because if capitalism all you get are sales pitches related to part of what you wrote in the search bar. You don’t get the best response, you get a response from whoever paid the most to get their response heard. It’s infuriating. Also, bone broth can kill you.

This one is vaguely political. The “red wave” is derivative, almost as dumb as Lets Go Brandon (almost) and brings to mind The Red Army, The Red Scare, and other such antithetical concepts. Also it didn’t work. Good job, dummies.

Because he’s Donald Trump, and he’s having a midlife crisis. He’s not running for president, but he’s not going to Mars either. He had to buy something.

Is it friendly snakes? Is it Gin? Is it DEATH???? John’s wife joins him on this very special episode and we figure it out.

This is from an official statement I made after some extremely gross behavior from a local club here in Minnesota caused me to take a long hard look at whether the whole “playing music” thing is worth it anymore. Spoiler: it’s not.

I’m going to level with you: John did this podcast AFTER his brother-in-law’s birthday party and was far drunker than usual. The documentary definitely gets reviewed. Kinda. Eventually. Is that even really why you’re listening to this? Probably not. Also it’s late.