Learn to lie your way through a book report, become a master of “close enough math”, and never be afraid to coast through life.

Fertility clinics flush more viable embryos than planned parenthood, but you don’t care because no one has told you to care, because they don’t need you to care.

John is going to start working shit jobs just to sue them. A real 21st century business plan. AND YOU CAN TOO!

John motivates you on how to take out evangelical Christians who are ruining your flight WITHOUT ending up on the no fly list. Also all that stuff in the title and MORE.

This is now officially a motivational podcast. We talk about engaging with your community by feeding psychedelic drugs to the local police, having the strong follow through of a child soldier, and how Tipper Gore solved crime forever by censoring music. Also John won’t shut up about how YMH played his industrial metal song about Fed Smoker, which is available on Spotify.

John takes a huge dose of kratom, and talks about all the times he’s over done it with Delta 8 and wound up freaking out on an airplane. He also tries to figure out if, like Jesus, the Easter bunny was originally Jewish. His producer Bill is no help in this matter.