"Ho Ho Ho"?! More like "Bro Bro Bro" because bros everywhere will weep when they hear what cool gifts Chris got Steve this year and what gifts for children Steve got Chris this year! Everyone else outside of bros will be mildly amused!

The polar bears would be spinning in their frozen graves if they tried this shit

Ten-Butt! Two battle softened men who have never and will never see action in their lives taste test an MRE! Also Jean is there but she's a huge badass so we can't make fun of her.

Steve and Chris are fed up with these damn unhealthy lunchables! They want a virtually identical type of product run by scummy YouTubers! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

Jingle all the Whey! haha get it because of holidays and cereals and a think they put whey in them sometimes? ...psh, whatever. what ami i john-y carson?

We try various Korean snacks, and no, this is not like our "Chris and Steve go to a Korean Supermarket" episode because there are actual professionals choosing the snacks, not a couple of jamokes

And just like that, The Reviewniverse is back! Jean's been watching Sex and the City recently so I know ALL the references. I'm such a Tonya! Anyways, we BRING IT this year with a record number of Advent Calendars, and a record length of the podcast, nearly 3 hours of bullshit! Hope you cleared your schedule as you stare directly at the device that's playing the podcast and nothing else for the entire running time!

Star Trek VS Beatles VS Harry Potter Deluxe Advent Calendars

Santa has visited us and filled our stockings! Sadly, he gave us coal only because we're such naughty boys. Luckily, we used said coal to power our "Turn Orphans Into Presents For Chris and Steve Machine"! Oops ;)

KA-BLAM! THE HOT CHOCOLATE HAS EXPLODED! OH DEAR GOD I HAVE MARSHMALLOW WEDGED IN MY ABDOMEN! SO MUCH BLOOD

We try "regular" American Candy that have a "twist" on it AKA something we've never seen before! Just like A STABLE DEMOCRACY AM I RIGHT?!