New cruises are underway for the Icon of the Sea, supposedly the world's largest cruise ship. 

Biden has his biggest flub yet, an update on the deaths of the 3 men in Kansas City, a student opens a meth lab on campus, Jeff Bezos had a very fancy 60th birthday party, people on TikTok are eating fried toothpicks, bees swarm an airplane in Brazil, and now your baby can have a Stanley Cup too...

Passengers at a Brazilian airport were left stranded on the tarmac for more than an hour after a swarm of bees covered the wing of their plane. 

To restore their image after the Dylan Mulvaney boycott, Budweiser is flooding the Super Bowl with patriotic themes and images of Clydesdale horses, western landscapes, and men. Real men.

Health experts are warning people against the new, strange toothpick eating TikTok trend. 

People are still talking about Jeff Bezos’ star-studded 60th birthday party.

Florida is working on a bill that bans social media for kids under 16, a woman was arrested for gruesome findings in her freezer, democrats are calling for Biden to seize the National Guard in Texas, a Michigan Amish family’s horse and buggy was recently stolen from outside a Walmart, and a man gets booted from an airplane for his revenge flatulence...

An American visitor to Toronto was given a waiver to sign when he ordered his burger “medium.” 

An excessively farting passenger recently forced and American Airlines flight to turn around.

A man's polyamorous relationship with his neighbors is put in jeopardy when his adult son visits... How does Valentine's Day work when you're in a throuple?